Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Just for fun, I checked your stats.
Total deaths: 15,413
Learn how to play.

Just for fun, I checked your stats:
-Green gear
-Max level not reached
-6 un-enchanted items
-Missing: Living Steel Buckle
-Never been in arenas or RBG
-And not in normal instances
-And raids
-Even in regular Battlegrounds, only a couple of times
-But you play Pokémon
Well, there's not even anything to advise here.

Why don't you compare your life achievements?

Crafted gear is garbage for noobs, Lord. The rest are just excuses like "I'll do it soon," but you never actually do it. Why is that? Oh yeah, if you go to Battlegrounds every day, then things are really bad – 4 wins on Warsong, one on Arathi, I didn't bother looking any further, I decided to take pity on your patheticness.

Firstly, victory depends not only on me but also on the noobs I played with in the Battlegrounds. It's not anyone's fault that most of them are 11-year-old schoolchildren. Secondly, you should have looked at the statistics for honorable victories and then compared them to yours in percentage terms; this is clearly an indicator of a different quality than the number of victories in the Battlegrounds.

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Ha, I did it for you. You have 11 kills per death. I have 15. And you're still trying to prove something to me here?

Lord, but you have an entire guild under your command, with 300 people! Pick the nine best of them and go dominate Warsong!
And yes, the number of honor kills is not an indicator. Any idiot can get them, and most of them do just that.

This is even considering the fact that I spent half the game playing in Battlegrounds with subpar gear.

there are аж 300 people in it!

Actually, 500.
And in general, regarding PvP, I go there purely out of sporting interest. I'll start playing seriously around level 90. As for the top nine players – is it a PvP static? That's possible.

Okay, Lordi, I'm waiting for you to reach 2300 rating in Rated Battlegrounds! Don't disappoint me!

Here's what I want to say. The Kremlin in Moscow is repulsive. Built back in the time of Ivan the Terrible by dwarf-like gnomes, this "residence" reflects all the inner squalor of Russia. It's no wonder that foreign politicians quietly chuckle in their luxurious 18th-century buildings at this two-story collection of corrupt officials.

But when I come to power, everything will be different. In place of the Kremlin, a Necropolis will rise, reaching towards the heavens. We'll need to create a 3D model of such an epic structure. Then, and only then... But what's the point of telling you, you wouldn't understand anyway.

In place of the Kremlin, a Necropolis will rise, its spire reaching towards the heavens.

In psychology class, we were told that a fondness for such imagery is characteristic of people with certain kinds of complexes.

Everyone has insecurities. And if you hide them, you'll become a spiteful little person.

Built during the reign of Ivan the Terrible.

Do you think Ivan the Terrible lived at the end of the fifteenth century?

dwarf-gnomes

The Italians are outraged!

A Necropolis will rise on the site of the Kremlin, its spire reaching towards the heavens.

No, actually, that's quite possible... But I bet your elevator will constantly break down when you focus too much on one thing; something else will always suffer. So, for now, practice climbing 2000 steps twice a day.

I agree with Lord's idea. The Kremlin looks really shabby.

Lord, is that you?

aha.

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in Skype, he looks the same, with a mustache and a tail.

Scorpion, I HATE YOU. Don't even ask me to take you into the guild again.

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By the way, Lingard finally succumbed to the automatic balancing. Heh-heh.

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Lordi, is that you?

It's a necromouse controlled by a necromancer. Abstract thinking.