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#1138
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Yes, there's no shortage of idiots in this world (regarding the photofit). They probably smoked the confiscated weed themselves and decided to blame it on the poor mice.
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html
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#1139
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One might think that nicotine causes addiction. As a former smoker with 20 years of experience, I can confidently say that it does not.
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One might think nicotine causes addiction. As a former smoker with 20 years of experience, I can confidently say that it doesn't.

It would be nice if that were true.
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#1141
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“It’s easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it a thousand times!” :D
(C) Mark Twain
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Your irony is lost on me – the physiological dependence on tobacco is comparable to the physiological dependence on sugar, for example. And the fact that it’s difficult to wean oneself off a pacifier… well, now there are electronic cigarettes, although I quit without any problems.
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I don't know how you quit, but if you don't let a smoker smoke, they'll experience withdrawal, and their body will suffer without the nicotine dose. But you can live without sugar for some time, and you won't even feel it; there won't be any physical withdrawal. That's the whole difference.
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I don't know how you quit, but if you don't let a smoker smoke, they will experience withdrawal, and their body will suffer without the nicotine dose. But you can live without sugar for some time, and you won't even feel it; there won't be any physical withdrawal. That's the whole difference.
Physical withdrawal is complete nonsense; psychological withdrawal, yes.
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Physical withdrawal is complete nonsense, psychological withdrawal, that's a different story.

facepalm... If you don't feed someone for 3 days, will they experience physical or psychological withdrawal?
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More news from the life of rodents:
Veterinarians in Nizhny Novgorod helped a 10-gram mouse
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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#1147
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Just quit – I stopped smoking. I used to smoke two packs a day, and I didn’t experience any withdrawal symptoms.
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Noom
Just quit – and stopped smoking. I used to smoke two packs a day – no withdrawal symptoms.

You're a superhuman :) I wish I could do that...
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Just quit – and stopped smoking. I smoked two packs a day – there were no withdrawal symptoms.
+1, I only smoked about a pack a day, and if you want to, you can quit without any major problems. And as someone correctly wrote below, if there is any withdrawal, it's more psychological than physical!!!!!
Heroes players, quit smoking, those of you who smoke, of course!!


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facepalm... If you don't eat for 3 days, what kind of withdrawal symptoms will you have, psychological or physical?
What do they teach you in school? Or does biology only start in the 7th grade? The point is that when a person quits smoking, the body experiences a deficiency of vitamin PP, because before that, the smoker mainly received this vitamin through cigarettes (nicotinic acid), and during the time of smoking, the functions of the thyroid gland became dulled, and the body practically stops absorbing it. But, miraculously, the lack of this vitamin does not cause any painful symptoms, but only psychological discomfort. And then the person starts to get worked up, blood pressure rises, dizziness begins, apathy, irritability; in general, everyone reacts differently. But all of this can be avoided – find a hobby that will help you quit. Have you ever noticed that if you are very busy (engaged) with something for several hours, you are surprised at how long you haven't smoked? This is impossible with physical withdrawal from opioid drugs.
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What do they teach you in school? Or does biology only start in the seventh grade?

You seem to be quite the troll, don't you?))

You didn't answer what kind of withdrawal symptoms you'll have if you don't eat. When you're deeply engrossed in something for a long time, you often don't even notice hunger. Hunger doesn't cause painful symptoms. Do you think it's not physical either? There's information that eating is harmful. Find a hobby that will help you stop eating!))
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