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Please, that's too much! I won't live long enough to collect that many BDs! And I'll get banned! And I'll suffer! I'll feel pain. For the rest of my life. Don't be so cruel to me, oh Heaven!

I had a dream about Heroes of Might and Magic. :-)

You should have kept quiet, you fool, and not revealed your lack of intelligence.

There was this loser, a real doofus, who kept nine dogs of different breeds at home. And then, somehow, his apartment flooded, like, waist-deep. And he was just swimming around in there with the dogs, haha. But then one of the dogs, a small one, I don't remember what breed, found a ring underwater and somehow managed to put it on its paw. Its owner noticed and realized that it was one of the Rings of the Nazgûl! He knew he had to quickly find the One Ring. He dove in and found it, and meanwhile, some of the other dogs also found their Nazgûl rings. But the guy was such a doofus that he didn't control the dogs; instead, he started fighting them and trying to assert himself. And the system of these little battles was funny: whoever has a ring can order another dog (with or without a ring) to do something. If the owner of the Nazgûl ring and the owner of the One Ring both order the other to do something at the same time, the Dark Lord wins.
So, they were swimming around in the water and FIGHTING, giving each other orders. The dogs together against the owner. Against the Owner! Haha.
And then my alarm went off, and I didn't get to finish watching this fascinating dream and didn't find out who won.
Oh yeah, the One Ring wasn't like in the movie; it was thin, wide (flat), and crooked, ugly. And the dogs seemed to have similar rings.
There were originally seven dogs, but as soon as I realized they were finding the Rings of the Nazgûl, the dream corrected itself and gave me the number nine.
And it was also one of those rare cases where I was just an observer, meaning I wasn't any of the characters in the dream. Which is strange because I could have been that doofus of a guy, haha. But I wouldn't fight the dogs; I love them. In the dream, I also felt a sense of contradiction, like, "What an idiot, why is he fighting his own dogs? Doesn't he love them?"

Please, that's too much! I won't live long enough to collect that many BDs! And I'll get banned! And I'll suffer! I'll feel pain. For the rest of my life. Don't be so cruel to me, oh Heaven!

There is something else you can do instead of collecting 10,000,000,000 BDs.

I had a strange dream. I almost remember the details, but it was something about the variance of random variables. Some equations, values of x, and so on. But the point wasn't about intelligence – it was about calculating the "equation of a boy." What even is a "equation of a boy"? It was like Armageddon.

The point wasn't about intelligence at all – it was about calculating the "boy equation." What even is a "boy equation" anyway?

That's right, boys can be understood and described with equations. But girls can't.

There is something you can do instead of 10,000,000,000 gold.

What is it?

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calculate the boy's equation.

It's kind of like what we were doing in university recently, finding the integral of a Zerg across the brain and doing all sorts of other similar nonsense.

What is this?

Stop liking lolis.

Done, sir!

I don't believe you. The girl in your avatar looks too young, in my opinion. Change your avatar. And what is that in your signature?

But she has big breasts! And in her signature, there's a hero from a folk tale.

Alright, I wasn't planning on telling you anything anyway.

But you deceived me! Liar, liar, cowards burn in hell!

Ahahaha! Naive clown!