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Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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In the US, schoolgirls gave sleeping pills to their parents in order to have internet access
...the girl's parents disconnected access to the Internet every day at 10 p.m....
The girl, who gave sleeping pills to her parents, told the police that the restrictions they imposed on the use of the Internet were "too strict."
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Google loves Heroes of Might and Magic tournaments!
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МУДРЫЙ - не обязательно старый, ОПЫТНЫЙ - не обязательно мудрый... обладатель и того и другого всегда должен помнить слова НАПОЛЕОНА БОНАПАРТА: Война состоит из непредусмотренных событий; В каждом большом деле всегда приходится какую-то часть оставить на долю :smile33: СЛУЧАЯ...
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Today, I stumbled upon this by chance... To say I was blown away :smile52: would be an understatement!
Have you ever read elven pornography? Now you can!
Warning! It is strongly not recommended for children under 13, parents of children under 13, and people with weakened mental health to read it to avoid epileptic seizures! But for everyone else – have fun!
The victors of reason! (in quotes and diagrams)
From the comments:
The Indians who wrote the Kama Sutra are crying in the corner, and the Japanese, with all their crazy pornography, are collectively committing seppuku.
...and German pornographers are urgently looking for talent!
...now protractors will be urgently brought into sex shops!
...Laugh as much as you want, but this text is floating around in "100 Fantasy Samizdat"
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Master_A, that's not good: it's not funny, and it doesn't make any sense! :smile18:

And here's a picture I found:
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Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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It sounds like a joke, but... anything can happen in this world!
In America, drug-addicted mice ate the marijuana seized by the police.
By the way, as it says there,
in the USA, about half of the residents want to legalize marijuana — in 2010, 46% of respondents said they were in favor of legalizing light drugs.
And indeed: why are we any worse than mice?! ;)
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Marmot
Sounds like a joke, but... anything is possible in this world!

This is a well-known topic; mice eat cannabis all the time. :) This is also another indication that marijuana does not harm health; it is an environmentally friendly product. Like an apple bitten by a worm. I think it will definitely be legalized in the USA within 10 years, but in our Russian homes, not so soon...
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This is a well-known topic; mice eat cannabis like crazy :) This is also another indicator that marijuana doesn't harm health; it's an environmentally friendly product.
Just like cats eat valerian to the point of near-death, it's harmless.
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This is a well-known topic; mice eat cannabis all the time :) This is also another indicator that marijuana doesn't harm health; it's an environmentally friendly product. Like an apple eaten by a worm. I think it will definitely be legalized in the USA within 10 years, but in our Russian homes, not so soon...

Yes, cannabis is beneficial, even more so than regular smoking!! especially for your lungs :D
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Yes, cannabis is beneficial, even more so than regular smoking! Especially for your lungs.

Smoking is harmful, but tetrahydrocannabinol itself is completely harmless and doesn't cause addiction. It is often used for medical purposes. And it's not smoked like cigarettes, 20 times a day. So yes, cannabis is healthier than nicotine.
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