Have you ever read elven pornography? Now you can!
Warning! It is strongly not recommended for children under 13, parents of children under 13, and people with weakened mental health to read it to avoid epileptic seizures! But for everyone else – have fun!
The victors of reason! (in quotes and diagrams)
From the comments:
The Indians who wrote the Kama Sutra are crying in the corner, and the Japanese, with all their crazy pornography, are collectively committing seppuku.
...and German pornographers are urgently looking for talent!
...now protractors will be urgently brought into sex shops!
...Laugh as much as you want, but this text is floating around in "100 Fantasy Samizdat"
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)