Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Ehal klova cherez klova
Vidit klova v klova klova
Sunul klova klova v klova
Klova klova klova klova

Klov! I need somebody Klov! Not just anybody Klov! You know I need someone Klov! Even the Beatles wrote a song about me. They thought no one would understand it, though, and rewrote the lyrics for the final version.

Never gonna klov you up
Never gonna klov you down
Never gonna klov around and klov you
Never gonna make you klov
Never gonna say good klov
Never gonna tell a lie and klov you

We klow the treasure lies
Beyond the pouring klow
Oh, oh...
Our klow will last forever
For It's all the same
Oh, oh...
No one can deny
Our klow set
To Reach above the sky

Here we stand, bound forever more
We're out of this world, until the klow
Here we are, mighty, glorious
At The End Of The Rainbow
With klow in our hands

Bring me a magic klovtion
it will heal my aching klovs
A taste so bitter that makes
my bleeding klov feel so kloved
It will make klov sing and dance
in klovs' endless feast
Or it might even unleash
the klov in me

I suggest renaming the topic to "sing about Klov".

What names haven't they suggested for this topic?

Spoiler about Klov
Song about Klov
Ballad about Klov
Tale about Klov
...Once upon a time, there was a Klov with a Klov, and they had no Klovchata...

Klov's epitaph.

Mental klows not healing
Klow's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy klow

Oh, something reminded me of that old Loknevskaya pasta.

Today I was doing scientific research on Venus. My mother came into the lab and said:
"Are you an expert in the field of butthurt today?"
I got up from the computer, went to the terminal, and warp-jumped to Earth.

and what happens next?

Then, for breakfast, a scorpion.

Silverfail, in what specific aspect have I not improved, that you even changed your signature?
Let's discuss it civilly and publicly.

I was just about to discuss this with you in person, but I noticed that the ignore block hasn't been removed in Skype or ICQ.