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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
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Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
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“A den of debauchery.” How original!
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Brewery
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#50905
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Does a piglet weigh 8 kg? And how much does a big pig weigh? I wonder.
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#50906
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It depends. It could be 100 kg, or 200 kg. Or even more...
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#50907
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Wow. And when she weighs 200 kg, can she still walk? Or just roll around.
I remember watching a cartoon where a huge, enormous pig was lying in a puddle. She was so big, but her little paws were so small... probably she sleeps, eats, and stays awake inside it. Poor thing. She must have been cold and lonely at night.
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#50908
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Domestic pigs of this weight are not very active.
However, wild boars of approximately the same weight not only walk but also run. Very fast.
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#50909
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Pigs can be used on the battlefield. 200 kg of evil. And how much does a horse weigh? More than a pig? But a pig is more cunning.

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And in general, pigs are pitiful... they are just fattened up to be killed. To be eaten as lard and aspic. And the pig may not want to eat so much. It may not want to weigh 200 kg. It may want to roam the prairies. It may have plans for life and dreams. It may want to fall in love with a beautiful pig, have a bunch of little piglets, and in old age, eat acorns from a self-grown oak tree. Damn agriculture.
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#50910
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I heard that in ancient times, they used war pigs. Against elephants. The latter were supposedly very frightened by the squealing of piglets.
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#50911
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I have a cat.
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#50913
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8 kg?? Cat-pig. Pig-cat.
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#50914
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don't upset him.

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#50915
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8 kg – that’s no longer a kitten. At the very least, it’s a big cat.
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#50917
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Is he sitting in front of the monitor?

Cat, cat, do you walk or roll around?
Cat, you're so fat that they'll soon launch a satellite around you. You're so fat that if you tighten your belt, you'll turn into March 8th. Cat, you're so fat... that in order for you to pass through a doorway, you need to lubricate it with oil beforehand, and hold a plate of sausages on the other side.
Orandor, tell me when he starts crying.

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Is it due to the fur or is he just plump?
8 kg of fur.
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#50918
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The cat won't cry. Never.
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#50919
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Why? My cat is "crying." Well, not really crying with tears, but sometimes when I look into his eyes, my heart aches. He has a very rich inner world. He thinks a lot, and that's why he often seems sad.
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