Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Is he sitting in front of the monitor?

Cat, cat, do you walk or roll around?
Cat, you're so fat that they'll soon launch a satellite around you. You're so fat that if you tighten your belt, you'll turn into March 8th. Cat, you're so fat... that in order for you to pass through a doorway, you need to lubricate it with oil beforehand, and hold a plate of sausages on the other side.
Orandor, tell me when he starts crying.

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Is it due to the fur or is he just plump?

8 kg of fur.