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I installed a new antivirus, and it's going crazy, with intrusion attempts every 5 minutes.

Delete it; it's a virus.

No, that can't be, a licensed virus is something new.

Yeah, it's a double win for its creator. First, money is paid for purchasing the antivirus, and then again for purchasing the antivirus to protect your poor computer from the harmful effects of the antivirus.

And then it turns out that two antivirus programs are incompatible, so the second antivirus will first request the removal of the first antivirus, which cannot be removed because it needs to harm the computer.

One of my friends is a tea enthusiast. Today, or rather yesterday, on Friday, we went with this friend to a tea shop: he was there for the tea, I was there for company, and we also needed to buy some large chunks of sugar (you know, those big pieces like hard candies). Anyway, the mission was accomplished. My friend is standing there, chatting with the saleswoman, who he knows a little. And I was wearing a t-shirt with a print of the Omsk bird. So, the saleswoman was looking at me, and then she blurted out, "Ew, 2ch." I was so surprised at first. The first thought that crossed my mind was, "2ch is dead, you stupid bitch," but then I remembered that I don't care about that and politely suggested that the lady go to the kitchen. In response, she laughed and somehow trolled me back, while still showing disdain for Aib. Then the conversation turned into a discussion about the internet and the July 10th bill. At the same time, it turned out that she hates ponies. When I was leaving, I stuck a Pinkie Pie sticker on one of the walls, to the sound of indignant exclamations. In general, we had a nice chat. The girl is a 3.5 out of 5, but that's not the point. The point is that I saw a person for the first time who knows the slang of Aib and uses it in real life. It's unusual, but unfortunately, a bit silly. Although, as practice has shown, what is discussed on forums can also be used for real-life communication. Of course, I'm not a fan of all these 2ch things, but as a guy who spends about 50% of his youth on the internet, I'm familiar with the culture and sometimes read copypastas. And also, that day, we were crossing an underground passage, and right above our heads, two cars collided. Whoa!

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This was written by me, it's not a copypasta!

I communicate using internet slang in real life.

What a rude person, she’s lucky you’re a polite and well-mannered individual.

I would have beaten her.

The first thought that crossed my mind was, "Twoch is dead, you stupid bitch."

But as a hikikomori, you couldn't bring yourself to be sincere.

I finally made it to the astral plane and got a green armor for the bard. He looks great in it, as if it was made specifically for him. And I found a fast sword. It's a pity that I didn't enter every "room"-trap in this dungeon, otherwise I might have found something else useful.

Vokl, but I don't know you in real life.

But as a hikikomori, you couldn't bring yourself to be sincere.

Are you implying that, as a true Legionnaire, I should have slapped her?

I'm suggesting that you should do what you believe is right and honorable, rather than looking for excuses for your words, thoughts, actions, or lack thereof.

Most likely, the negative reaction towards 4chan is imposed from the outside, so the right choice doesn't always come first.

I'm having a terrible time. I decided to get a job again. But the boss left me alone, and I broke his mouse, burned out a power supply, and did some other nonsense. He came in, grabbed his head, and started yelling, and I started crying and said I'd rather go back to studying, so I quit. And he said, "Stay, we'll teach you how to use a computer," but I was so ashamed that I ran away. Now I'm going to die without alcohol and books with pretty pictures. therapy session is over

Really, Mona? How is that possible?
Stay at your job; you have a good boss.

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Lord, what?
If you're registered with a psychiatrist, will you get a great pension? All you have to do is register? Heart attack, 100%?