Sacred Haven of Debauchery

One of my friends is a tea enthusiast. Today, or rather yesterday, on Friday, we went with this friend to a tea shop: he was there for the tea, I was there for company, and we also needed to buy some large chunks of sugar (you know, those big pieces like hard candies). Anyway, the mission was accomplished. My friend is standing there, chatting with the saleswoman, who he knows a little. And I was wearing a t-shirt with a print of the Omsk bird. So, the saleswoman was looking at me, and then she blurted out, "Ew, 2ch." I was so surprised at first. The first thought that crossed my mind was, "2ch is dead, you stupid bitch," but then I remembered that I don't care about that and politely suggested that the lady go to the kitchen. In response, she laughed and somehow trolled me back, while still showing disdain for Aib. Then the conversation turned into a discussion about the internet and the July 10th bill. At the same time, it turned out that she hates ponies. When I was leaving, I stuck a Pinkie Pie sticker on one of the walls, to the sound of indignant exclamations. In general, we had a nice chat. The girl is a 3.5 out of 5, but that's not the point. The point is that I saw a person for the first time who knows the slang of Aib and uses it in real life. It's unusual, but unfortunately, a bit silly. Although, as practice has shown, what is discussed on forums can also be used for real-life communication. Of course, I'm not a fan of all these 2ch things, but as a guy who spends about 50% of his youth on the internet, I'm familiar with the culture and sometimes read copypastas. And also, that day, we were crossing an underground passage, and right above our heads, two cars collided. Whoa!

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This was written by me, it's not a copypasta!