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Your option #3
I vote for this option. I think that if some "genius" didn't like Conservatories and Hives, then they could have simply created a template without either of them, and instead included, say, Demon Lairs, Gnome Treasuries, Naga Banks, Medusa Vaults – i.e., all the objects where you can get resources. And there would be no need for any perversions like a washing machine that mixes cocktails, whips cream, etc.! :)

Today I was watching the trailer for the new MMORPG game "Kingdom Under Fire 2". And at about 2 minutes and 30 seconds, *this* warrior appears on screen with *such*… well, let’s just say she has an impressive bust in her armored bra!:D You have to see how it moves when she breathes, walks, and runs! And how she and her comrades start crushing enemies afterwards! Yes, definitely not a children's game!; )
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(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Once again:

there is a file called rmg.txt and there is a file called whatever-the-poles-call-it.txt.
So, the first one is only responsible for the template's content, while the second one did not exist in SOD at all; it was created to achieve balance by eliminating free angels from conservatories. And this file has nothing to do with the template itself — you could just as easily attach it to SMKA, Jebus Cross, etc.

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And the silicone babe)
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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No, they're not silicone; you can see they droop a little.
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Once again:

there is a file rmg.txt and there is a file called whatever-the-Poles-call-it.txt.
So the 1st one is only responsible for the template's content, while the 2nd one never existed in SOD at all; it was created to achieve balance by eliminating free angels from conservatories. And this file has nothing to do with the template itself; it can just as well be attached to smka, Jebus Cross, etc.

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And a silicone babe)
You also forgot to check the skill tree of his heroes. The Poles use txt-files that prohibit gaining navigation and a couple of other skills when leveling up, and they only work if present in the right folder: load a save on a machine where they are present — one skill tree, load it on another machine where they are not — a different skill tree. It's just very strange that you, who participated in several inter-portals, don't know about this, especially considering that your team encountered this in the last MP.
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Today I was watching the trailer for the new MMORPG game "Kingdom Under Fire 2". And around 2 minutes and 30 seconds, a certain female warrior appears on the screen with such a bust in a breastplate!:D You have to see how it sways when she breathes, walks, and runs! And how she and her companions then start crushing enemies! Yes, it's definitely not a game for kids!;)

Yeah, besides the breasts, there's not much else to look at in this game:)
Хаос - это порядок, которым сложнее управлять.

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Surprisingly, sometimes you can discover something new in "Heroes," at least for yourself. Until now, I thought you couldn't have more than one Capitol in the game, but today I found out that if you really want to, you can! :) The secret is simple: I built a Capitol in my capital, and after some time, an event triggered, which the author had designed for another one of my cities: the construction of a Capitol! A second one! And it gets even more interesting: in the third city (although of a different type), the inhabitants also built a Capitol! And at the same time, they also built all the dwellings, and in my capital, they even built a Grail!:D :smile54: Of course, this joy is somewhat overshadowed by visits from a strong neighbor...:(
Everyone wants to live in the capital (a sense of self-importance). And I've been thinking about one question for a long time: if a regular harpy, which is retaliating after being attacked, attacks a dendroid, will it be stunned after the retaliation, or will it still fly away? And recently, I saw this in practice. It turned out that both things happen, i.e., it flies away from the dendroid to a location, but remains stunned by it at a distance... :eek:
Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
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The harpy has a mental connection with the dendroid))) She contracted root rot, and when she returned to the starting point, she grew roots into the ground...
If the battle had been on snow or sand, she might not have been rooted to the spot.
Although, who knows what kind of roots dendroids have.
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I read this topic on sc2tv. http://forum.sc2tv.ru/threads/20684-Сюжет-фильма-для-геймерах-и-для-геймеров

I couldn't resist writing my own version:

The film begins with the gamer Philip (Sergei Bezrukov in makeup as a fat, unshaven man) playing a single-player game. He's not a very good player, so he practices against the AI. The room is a complete mess, with dirty dishes on the computer desk and a pile of beer bottles under the table. Philip practices for hours, dedicating all his time to improving his skills. Let's leave the question of his financial income unanswered (maybe his dad lives in Finland). Then comes the moment when he becomes so immersed in the virtual world that he actually ends up there, while his physical body falls into a coma.

In the hospital, an old Jewish doctor named Adam Abramovich, simply Abramych, becomes Philip's attending physician (Valentin Gaft, with makeup and hairstyle like in the film "12," would be perfect for this role).
But Philip is in no hurry to return from his coma. A young nurse, Varya (ideally, Charlize Theron from about 10 years ago, but that would significantly increase the film's budget, so let's have Boyarskaya play the role; you can't avoid her these days), takes care of him. She falls in love with Philip and also tries unsuccessfully to bring him out of his coma. Varya learns by chance that Abramych has a drug called nanometyllichloride, which could help Philip. In exchange for the nanometyllichloride, Abramych demands that Varya live with him. Varya agrees to this, even though it disgusts her, for the sake of the man she loves. But then, unexpectedly, Varya's twin sister, Sveta, returns from a sex tour in the Emirates. Varya easily convinces Sveta to switch places. Abramych doesn't notice the switch, and Varya thus preserves her honor. Philip returns from his virtual dreams to the real world, where Varya lives with him in the same apartment. The empty bottles and dirty dishes disappear, and order is restored in the apartment. But the relationship with Philip is strained. Philip continues to live his old life, ignoring Varya. Also, Philip briefly falls into a coma twice, and Varya brings him out of it each time using nanometyllichloride. When the supply of the drug runs out, Varya calls her sister, but it turns out that Sveta flew to the Emirates that day. Varya is disgusted, but she has to sacrifice her honor and have an affair with Abramych. This time, when Philip comes out of the coma, he kicks Varya out, saying that he is happier in the virtual world. Heartbroken, Varya takes half a pack of nanometyllichloride and dies.

Final scene:
Philip realizes that he cannot live without Varya and prepares to take the remaining drug. At that time, the following events occur in the morgue where Varya's body is: the morgue pathologist, who was about to perform an autopsy on her, notices signs of life. He revives her, and Varya asks the doctor for a phone to call Philip.
While Philip is holding a handful of pills, the phone rings. He wonders what to do first: swallow the pills or answer the phone.
Credits roll.

There is another possible ending. Philip, learning that Varya is dead, in a state of affect, climbs to the top of the city's tallest skyscraper, where he is shot down by several Mi-8 helicopters
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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Javdet, cool scenario, I liked it! :)
About the "Heroes fans", it would really be great to make a movie, or better yet – about the universe of the Might and Magic world (that would be the best way to promote the game!), but it seems that neither one nor the other will ever be made: Timur Bekmambetov has sunk into trash, James Cameron announced that he will be making "Avatars" for the rest of his days... :(

I offer my own scenario options.
In the first one, a girl falls in love with the main character, who is completely absorbed in the game. To save him, she becomes a player of "Heroes", improves her skill, becomes one of the strongest. The main character notices her and falls in love with her. In the finale, they fight each other online in the finals of some tournament, both strong opponents going "neck and neck", the tension builds, but in the end it doesn't matter at all who won, because they got married and lived happily ever after.
In the second one, Varya, to pull out her guy who has literally retreated into the virtual world of "Heroes", uses a miracle drug or a miracle machine to also transfer into the virtual world, and there, disguised as a maiden knight, she finds the main character. Then they fight side by side against hordes of enemies, finally achieve victory, embrace, and suddenly she reveals the truth to him: it turns out this world is not real! She casts some super-cool spell, and the two of them transfer back to the real world! The ending – same as in the first option.
:)
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Marmot, are you alright?:eek:
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

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Javdet, you are of sound mind and body!:smile01: Despite the heat (30°C).
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Then why would I need your happy endings? They won't get me a Palme d'Or at Cannes, and Spielberg won't be interested in filming such a script. :cool:
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

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Then why would I need your happy endings? I won't get a nomination at Cannes for them, and Spielberg won't be interested in filming such a script.:cool:
But if they killed each other in a brutal fight, then I'd be guaranteed a nomination at Cannes, and the box office would be through the roof...:D
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html
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Room description: "No noobs here, we play without codes and templates" =)
Не бійся коли ти один, бійся коли ти нуль.

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