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#894
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While waiting for Letitbit to provide the desired download link, I was idly looking at silly advertising images, and suddenly I noticed *this* (see the photo). Upon closer inspection, I realized that it could indeed be Ani Lorak, but at first glance, it looks like a man! :)
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Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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If it weren't for the signature and the breasts covered by her hands, it would have been a perfectly normal hero-warrior of any gender.
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html
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#896
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How to properly scout for resources (in the snow)...
P.S. I didn't scout specifically; the blocks just happened to be arranged like that... :D
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"Никто не уходит из героев вечно", - убедился на личном опыте, гоняю в сингле до сих пор :D
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What’s the joke here? Does the drawing on the mini-map look like a penis? I’ve seen a similar post somewhere before… It seems like the game is triggering some kind of sexual association syndrome. Maybe we should create a poll: “How often do you see a penis on the mini-map?”
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Ihtiandr
What's the joke? Does the drawing on the mini-map look like a penis? I've seen a similar post somewhere before... It seems like the game is triggering some kind of sexual association syndrome. Maybe we could create a poll: "How often do you see a penis on the mini-map"?))
Yeah, the drawing on the mini-map =)
P.S. There was something similar at the beginning, I think it was with Faer_tu_skaya.
"Никто не уходит из героев вечно", - убедился на личном опыте, гоняю в сингле до сих пор :D
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Regarding the topic "What everyone is thinking about," here's this video, specifically the episode starting at 1:00. The girl suggests they play and asks the guy to bring some toys. :D
And several other moments are also amusing (Have you met my mom yet? ... Has anything changed? - New teats!).
Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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Marmot
Regarding the topic "What everyone is thinking about," here's this video, specifically the episode starting at 1:00. The girl suggests they play and asks him to bring some toys. :D
And several other moments are also amusing (Have you met my mom yet? ... Has anything changed? - New teats!).
I just laughed; the guy isn't as preoccupied, or he doesn't understand the hints... :D
"Никто не уходит из героев вечно", - убедился на личном опыте, гоняю в сингле до сих пор :D
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#902
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I would bring a stack of discs like the "Blizzard Anthology"! :D

Today, I got this (on the "Asatama" map, playing as Kirda):
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Воскресайте, камінні душі, Розчиняйте серця і чоло, Щоб не сказали Про вас грядущі: їх на землі не було…
(Василь Симоненко. Люди – прекрасні)
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This is clearly not the right place, but I need to share my thoughts about this.

So, we were playing, and this Polish guy was telling me that we were using some Polish balance mod – I didn't mind.
But then, after losing a couple of days' worth of progress, I got completely crushed and received a bunch of garbage units. When I asked, "What was that, Watson?" he ignored me and left the game.

And here's the question:
1. The jerk is me.
2. The jerk is him.
3. Your answer.
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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On the Polish server, Griffin Conservatories and Dragon Fly Hives have resources; this is also known from the inter-portal. He immediately ignored it sharply — apparently the guy decided not to waste time on explanations and find another opponent :)
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Javdet
This is clearly not the right place, but I have to speak up about the surrender))

GR, with a Pole... he says we're playing some Polish balance mod - I'm not against it..
but then, after losing a couple days of tempo, I get wood and ore from the Griffin Conservatory and in response to a perfectly reasonable question "what was that, Watson?" I get ignored and he leaves the game))
And now, the question:
1 am I the jerk
2 is he the jerk
3 your option
Mizrael
On Polish balance, Griffin Conservatories and Dragon Fly Hives give resources, this is known from inter-portal as well. Ignoring immediately is harsh, looks like the guy decided not to waste time explaining and just find another opponent :)
So in this particular case, option 1. :D
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So, in this specific case, option 1 is more likely. :D

The template content and the modified .txt file are different things. I know at least 4 different balance options, but that doesn't mean that one option will have azure in the console, while another will have grey.

At least they could have warned us.

Option 2 is probably closer to the truth. ;)
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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Javdet
This is clearly not the right place, but I gotta speak my mind about the drop))

GR, with a Pole... he says we're playing some Polish balance modification — I'm not against it..
but then, after losing a couple of days' tempo, I get wood and ore in the Griffin Conservatory and to my perfectly reasonable question "what was that, Watson?" I get ignored and he leaves the game))
And now the question:
1. am I the idiot
2. is he the idiot
3. your option
They apparently have all the balance modifications with different Griffin Conservatories and Dragon Fly Hives, he couldn't have known that you didn't know that :D
I'm leaning toward option 3 — you two just misunderstood each other :)
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Yeah, the council gives sulfur, but does the water mill give +2 on the first and +4 on the second week of ducks? And do they give an angel in the Garden of Life? Editing councils, hives, and Dragon Utopia is complete nonsense and kills the whole game.

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Okay, changing guards, adding zones to a template, or making your own... Once you make a full-fledged, normal, interesting template yourself that everyone will want to play, then change the game balance and make your own maps. But I think all the templates were designed by very decent Heroes players. And what this Pole is doing is just stupid, noobish, and basically some kind of kindergarten... Definitely option 2. Plus he started ignoring people, so go ahead and play GR with randoms (played 4 games, really didn't like it, quit that same thing)...