Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V. — General

Повелитель молнии

5/11/2012 8:52 AM UTC

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4th campaign for Raeleth, 1 mission, quite amusing. Out of nowhere, Rag appeared in Igg-Shapka (yum, meaty food for demons). It became the main anti-green choice for the dark elves. Rag has 7 enemies. The task is to find the shadow wedding ring. And Rag found it (though only meat remained in the ring), and gave it to the repository of laws (but now demons, including Kha-Meh, are chasing it because of the meat).

Я герой:smile49:! Я король:smile49::smile49:! Я Бог:smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я... я... Я Бог Бога:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:!
Я шут:smile09:! Нет, нет, я не шут:smile09::smile09:! Я я я Князь Безумия:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я ха ха! Я князь Безумных молний:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Ах ха аха!:smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08:Много смайликов. Я прав? :smile01:.

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Rainer

5/12/2012 9:46 PM UTC

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Week of the Goat
Increases the growth rate of Warriors and Mountain Guards.

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Повелитель молнии

5/19/2012 8:09 AM UTC

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Creatures of the "Haven" town.
Level 1: Christs with a barrel on their head - anti-Christ
Level 2: Bows and crossbows - arrows
Level 3: Christ with a sword - master of the sword - a substitute for scales
Level 4: Griffin - griffin with a crust - a griffin that got dirty in red paint
Level 5: Light - tormentor - red light
Level 6: Stableman - stick - Stableman Annabelle
Level 7: Bird - clean bird - wounded bird

Я герой:smile49:! Я король:smile49::smile49:! Я Бог:smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я... я... Я Бог Бога:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:!
Я шут:smile09:! Нет, нет, я не шут:smile09::smile09:! Я я я Князь Безумия:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я ха ха! Я князь Безумных молний:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Ах ха аха!:smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08:Много смайликов. Я прав? :smile01:.

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Повелитель молнии

6/10/2012 10:03 AM UTC

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How do you like my poem? Instead of #, read a. Heroes of Might and Magic V Showed all the demons their huge rear! All the demons were disheartened, And they had to... Retreat!

Я герой:smile49:! Я король:smile49::smile49:! Я Бог:smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я... я... Я Бог Бога:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:!
Я шут:smile09:! Нет, нет, я не шут:smile09::smile09:! Я я я Князь Безумия:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я ха ха! Я князь Безумных молний:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Ах ха аха!:smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08:Много смайликов. Я прав? :smile01:.

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Повелитель молнии

6/11/2012 12:24 PM UTC

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Undead biography.
Skeletons are mannequins. Or are they? Oh yes! They are the remains of the living!
Zombies exist, and they eat other people's faces.
Ghosts will provide you with blankets.
Vampires will act as lab assistants.
A Lich will remind you that Halloween is coming.
The Undead will take care of your grandfather's fields.
Dragon skeletons, their eyes are like lamps.

Я герой:smile49:! Я король:smile49::smile49:! Я Бог:smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я... я... Я Бог Бога:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:!
Я шут:smile09:! Нет, нет, я не шут:smile09::smile09:! Я я я Князь Безумия:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я ха ха! Я князь Безумных молний:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Ах ха аха!:smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08:Много смайликов. Я прав? :smile01:.

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Цікавий Льоня

6/15/2012 7:49 AM UTC

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Lord of Lightning

Creatures of the "Order of Chaos" town.
Level 1: Christs with a barrel on their head - anti-Christ
Level 2: Bows and crossbows - arrows
Level 3: Christ with a sword - master swordsman - replacement for scales
Level 4: Griffin - griffin with a crust - griffin that got dirty in red paint
Level 5: Light - tormentor - red light
Level 6: Stableman - stick - Stableman Annabelle
Level 7: Bird - clean bird - wounded bird

Are these the names? Is this a funny translation, or did you come up with it yourself? Either way, it's fun and amusing; I almost fell off my chair.

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Повелитель молнии

6/20/2012 5:27 AM UTC

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Interesting Lonya

These are some interesting names; is this a funny translation, or did you come up with them yourself? Either way, it's amusing, and I almost fell off my chair laughing.

I came up with them myself. I thought it wasn't funny.

Я герой:smile49:! Я король:smile49::smile49:! Я Бог:smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я... я... Я Бог Бога:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:!
Я шут:smile09:! Нет, нет, я не шут:smile09::smile09:! Я я я Князь Безумия:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я ха ха! Я князь Безумных молний:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Ах ха аха!:smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08:Много смайликов. Я прав? :smile01:.

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Цікавий Льоня

6/20/2012 6:52 AM UTC

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Lord of Lightning

I came up with it myself. I thought it wasn't funny.

Really? I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair, keep it up! :smile54:

Ritter Elf

6/25/2012 2:44 PM UTC

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:) I liked the joke in Tribes of the East, where Kujin reproaches the prophet for not giving her a dwelling.

Мои карты "Свобода Эльфов","Железный Молот","Хан Мангур или Седьмой Дракон".Вернулся к героям после годового передыха)))буду делать новые карты,пишите,вместе поделаем)

$an4es

7/4/2012 4:21 PM UTC

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It reminded me of Heroes of Might and Magic III, when you look at the number of neutral creatures: "few, but powerful Liches", "some Noble Elves", "many Rock creatures".

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Повелитель молнии

7/10/2012 8:19 AM UTC

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I renamed Haven, and I'm going to change Inferno too. 1. Kid - Drunk Kid - Graduate:smile47: 2. Uncle - Evil Uncle - Old Grandpa:smile16: 3. Puppy - Mutant Puppy - Zmey Gorynych Puppy:smile04: 4. Aunt - Crazy Aunt - Annoying Aunt:smile36: 5. Hunchback Horse - A ray of light in the dark night - The dark night in a ray of light:smile13: 6. Golden Fish - Golden Fish in the oven - Golden Fish in a rage:smile51: 7. Boxer - Emelianenko - Sumo wrestler:smile25: Hero - Mayor of the city:smile14:

Я герой:smile49:! Я король:smile49::smile49:! Я Бог:smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я... я... Я Бог Бога:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:!
Я шут:smile09:! Нет, нет, я не шут:smile09::smile09:! Я я я Князь Безумия:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я ха ха! Я князь Безумных молний:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Ах ха аха!:smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08:Много смайликов. Я прав? :smile01:.

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Повелитель молнии

7/13/2012 11:50 AM UTC

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If my jokes aren't funny, it's probably because I'm only 9 years old.

Я герой:smile49:! Я король:smile49::smile49:! Я Бог:smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я... я... Я Бог Бога:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:!
Я шут:smile09:! Нет, нет, я не шут:smile09::smile09:! Я я я Князь Безумия:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Я ха ха! Я князь Безумных молний:smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49::smile49:! Ах ха аха!:smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08::smile08:Много смайликов. Я прав? :smile01:.

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Sanctuary

7/30/2012 1:27 PM UTC

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Lord of Lightning

I renamed Haven, and I'll change Inferno too.
1st unit: kid - drunk kid - graduate kid:smile47:
2nd unit: uncle - angry uncle - old grandpa:smile16:
3rd unit: puppy - mutant puppy - Zmey Gorynych puppy:smile04:
4th unit: aunt - crazy aunt - clingy aunt:smile36:
5th unit: Hunchback Horse - A ray of light in the dark night - The dark night in a ray of light:smile13:
6th unit: Golden Fish - Golden Fish in the oven - Golden Fish in a rage:smile51:
7th unit: Boxer - Emelianenko - Sumo wrestler:smile25:
Hero - Mayor of the city:smile14:

Something seems to be missing; more renaming is needed!!!
1st unit: monkeys - monkeys with glasses - shitting monkeys
2nd unit: gray face - blue face - yellow face
3rd unit: chair - black chair - yellow chair
4th unit: old man with a newspaper - stoned old man - sick old man
5th unit: feather - blue feather - yellow feather
6th unit: cat - 2x cat - mutant cat
7th unit: footballer - footballer-electrician - greenish electrician
Something like that...

обсуждение фракции DUNGEON 5ки
описание Темных Эльфов
история Тёмных Эльфов
армия Тёмных Эльфов
обсуждение фракции DUNGEON 6ки

Маласса ждёт...
Маласса знает...
Маласса за всеми наблюдает...

Силос Занж

4/9/2013 12:08 AM UTC

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Here's what happened: I was watching the first video from the Hammers of Fate, and there's a line spoken by Frida: "Something's been off with the queen lately..." And then Isabel says: "Really? And what's wrong with me?" But the line above is labeled "False Isabel".

Наш мир полон тайн и чудес.
Многие их ищут, многим они вовсе не нужны, а многие даже не замечают их, не понимают что они вокруг нас, каждый день, везде.
А эти чудеса порой, сокрыты в обычных, привычных предметах.