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Offline codenameray
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My friend and I were playing, and something appeared on the battlefield that looked a lot like a pipe... We spent a long time trying to figure out what it was, and eventually, we concluded that it was Ukrainians siphoning gas from Russia...

I almost fell to the floor laughing. -_-
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Offline 11Денис11
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I was playing as an Orc. I needed to find the Chalice of Thunder. I was sailing on a ship:
I sailed to the island and went ashore.
The ship disappeared from view.
Then I returned to where the ship was, and it was gone! I'M STUCK, LOL. I'm stuck on the island.
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Offline Дианель
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I'm back with some poetry again! )))

I'm replaying the campaign as the Covenant. I'm SO tired of Biara's sweet little face that I involuntarily wrote:

Biara's not-so-easy life during her first reign in the Empire.

I don't like getting out of bed
When it's only 5 a.m.,
I'm tired of all the dragons,
We prayed to them yesterday.
Tired of human "holy" miracles,
I retreat to the green forest
And open a portal to Sheo,
To the land of fire, to my "dear" home.
I'm sick of Laslo – the scoundrel,
He sticks his nose into the Empire.
And Godric, IMHO, is too arrogant,
And his daughter is so annoying.
She said the other day in broad daylight,
That a trial with less fire would be better.
She shoots glances at the rebel,
She's hinting at something... (ugh, cursed Michael!)
I don't like the land of the Griffins.
It's only famous for the fact
That there are just tons of fools there.
The map is always messed up.
And now, I have to rule here,
And I don't have time to breathe.
All the idiots look the same
(Although, okay, I'll talk about it later!)
You can believe me:
A queen's life is not a picnic!
Give money to all sorts of peers,
And enemies bother you at the borders.
I'm getting dark in the eyes from Kha's orders:
Find the boy and kill him,
Repel the rebels with a bold raid...
And I have to do all this!

I took the song from Chancellor Gyi))
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Offline Dima Sarbash
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Dianel
I'm back with some poetry! )))

I'm replaying the campaign for the Order faction. I'm SO tired of Biara's sweet little face that I involuntarily wrote:

Biara's not-so-easy life during her first reign in the Empire.

I don't like getting out of bed
When it's only 5 a.m.,
I'm tired of all the dragons,
Because we prayed to them yesterday.
Tired of human "holy" miracles,
I retreat to the green forest
And open a portal to Sheo,
To the land of fire, to my "dear" home.
I'm sick of Laslo – the scoundrel,
He keeps sticking his nose into the Empire.
And Godric, IMHO, is too arrogant,
And his daughter is so annoying.
She recently said in broad daylight
That a trial with less fire would be better.
She shoots glances at the rebel,
Hinting at something... (ugh, cursed Michael!)
I don't like the land of the Griffins.
It's only famous for the fact
That there are tons of fools there.
That map is always a mess.
And now, I have to rule here,
And I don't have time to breathe.
Everyone looks the same
(Although, I'll express my opinion later!)
You can believe me:
A queen's life is not a picnic!
Give money to all sorts of peers,
And enemies bother you at the borders.
I'm getting dark circles under my eyes from Kha's orders:
Find the boy and kill him,
Deal with the rebels with a bold raid...
And I have to do all of this!

I borrowed the song from Chancellor G.))
Bravo! We're waiting for new creations!
Слова не копья и не стрелы они могут ранить лишь глупцов.
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Offline Владыка Света
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During the battle, I found some cool battle description phrases:
Archangels are stunned.
An assassin squad can poison.
Bug in the AI: Pokao and Adept received 24 damage.
The armored units dealt a strange blow.
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Offline Рексарыч
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My nephew and I were playing the first expansion for "Heroes of Might and Magic V" this summer, and this happened: a computer-controlled enemy with a clearly weaker army attacked him. It attacked with a level 2 creature from the Dark Elves faction and then retreated.
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Offline __VeT__
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:D :D :D :D :D Once, there was a funny bug... I was playing as a hero, calmly gathering resources, and suddenly, in real-time, a mage (but without any other units... just one elephant!:D :D) emerged from a portal nearby and calmly ran towards my town!
I thought to myself, what the... and unexpectedly, the elephant (mage) ran back to the portal, and this continued until I skipped my turn.
Then I laughed for half an hour and rolled around on the floor!:D :D :D :D
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Offline Аграэль
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Basically, there was this situation: I was playing as a Knight and fighting Phoenixes. I managed to defeat them, gained a level, and suddenly: I could learn a racial ability of the Demons (with the Gate).
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Offline Раилаг - корль тьмы
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Basically, there was this bug where I was fighting as a Knight against Phoenixes. Okay, I beat them, I gain a level, and suddenly: I can learn a racial skill of the Demons (with the Gate).
I had a similar bug - after a fight with Gilraen, Agrael gets the Enchanted Arrow skill:smile07:
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Offline De'Light
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I once tried to trigger the matriarchs' ability... Then I wondered for a long time why the result looked so strange :D :D :D
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Offline Повелитель молнии
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And what do you think of the whole storyline, it's hilarious.
Queen
1 Queen
Previous story
Isabelle and Nikola Kokokola are about to get married, but suddenly King Kong appears and starts beating everyone up.
Batrez goes to Alaron for help against the scorched monsters, and Godric goes to Sarman. Izabalka goes to find people, but some Christians don't want to march into World War II.
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Offline Rainer
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I created a new Leshy unit! (They call me Ment on the forum...)I obtained it using diffusion, mixing physics and an Ent; it can exist in three states:
Ent
Physics
Gorynych
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Abilities:
Roots (like an Ent)
It weakens flood and spam...
Laughter - acts like a stun; the entire enemy army is stunned for 0.9
seconds...
"More Alive Than the Living" - on the battlefield, Necromancer Markel runs out, shouting "More alive than the living, cool map!" :smile02: And the entire enemy army flees the battlefield (it needs to be tested); because of this, the enemy automatically loses.
How to obtain this creature:
Choose the function, who on the forum saw it? ;) Grab it and add it to your game, and the unit is yours.

P.S.: During casting, it says the following:
Leshy (whispering): Guys, a new map is being prepared.
"Elven Campaign"! :smile03:
Here is its picture;
P.S.: Wanted: MYLITSYEI
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