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#864
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Old ladies by the entrance, I swear.
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#865
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Bears at a logging site – what do the guys talk about when they meet? About girls!:smile23: :D You can talk about work at home...
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html
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#866
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You don't understand anything about modding.


And for dessert.
Red carpet, premiere of the movie Men in Black 3, Michaela Scheffer, in case anyone hasn't seen it:
Пусть мой враг будет силен и страшен. Если я поборю его, то не буду чувствовать стыда.
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I understand where the latest fashion trends are coming from. :D
Regarding the second photo – in some places, people have been dressing like that for the last 2,000 years, at least. But for civilized countries, it's already too much.
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#868
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Fashion is the enemy of good taste.
Ugh, she's naked in the second photo! I hope there's nothing like that in the movie.
 

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In light of the traditions, I remembered Jack London's story "Night on Goboto," and I quote: On Goboto (one of the southern islands), there was an unwritten law that a person had to wear trousers and shoes when going ashore. Shorts, lava-lava, and bare feet were simply indecent. When Captain Jensen decided to go ashore in a loincloth, an undershirt, with two pistols and a knife at his belt, he was asked to dress. Standing on the stern of his dinghy, Captain Jensen loudly asserted that he had no trousers on his schooner; at the same time, he confirmed his intention to go ashore. Then, he was carefully treated on Goboto for a gunshot wound to the shoulder, and they even apologized for the inconvenience caused, as there were indeed no trousers on his schooner. Finally, when Captain Jensen got out of bed, Johnny Bassett very politely, but firmly, helped the guest put on trousers from his own wardrobe. This was a great precedent, and in the following years, the etiquette was never violated. From now on, the white man and trousers were inseparable. Only the black people ran around bare. Trousers became a symbol of caste. So, the question is not what to wear, but when and where to wear it.
Техника в руках индейца мертва.
Справочник по НоММ-4 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-heroes-iv.html
Памятка по НоММ-3 http://handbookhmm.ru/pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii.html
и HotA http://handbookhmm.ru/vyishla-obnovlennaya-pamyatka-dlya-homm-iii-hota.html
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#870
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It seems like no one here has ever seen beautiful, nude female bodies.
Земля нуля.
Все в ней нулево и кукольно.
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#872
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Is it hanging in the toilet?
Земля нуля.
Все в ней нулево и кукольно.
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#873
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in the toilet.
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#874
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Oh, Slavik...
Земля нуля.
Все в ней нулево и кукольно.
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#875
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"6 cans on the shore of the Caspian Sea", a painting by the artist R.M.Generator)
P.S. From a recent game with artbocha, one of the setups that his opponent got) Below, there was another 7th can, in his starting zone as well).
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Juristis
"6 cans on the shore of the Caspian Sea", a painting by the artist R.M.Generator)
P.S. From a recent game with artbocha, one of the setups that came up for my opponent) Below was another 7th can, in his starting zone)
What kind of template is this?)) Where did all this water come from?
"Никто не уходит из героев вечно", - убедился на личном опыте, гоняю в сингле до сих пор :D
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hunter98
What template is this? Where does all this water come from?
It's 8mm6a. Sometimes there are bugs where the water keeps appearing even after you turn it off.
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#878
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Marmot
What occupies the 0.5 convolutions of this young creature's brain? Just one thought: "How can I sell myself for the highest price?"

All women prioritize this thought. And being a prostitute, i.e., selling oneself for money, is offensive to them because it's the cheapest way to sell themselves. But overall, the girl is great; rebelling against the system is a useful thing. When else to rebel if not in your youth?
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