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#545
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Okay, I think they’ll do it even sooner. It’s obvious that artificial bodies will sell just as well as food. Everyone will need one.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#546
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Well, firstly, I think it will be a niche product. Secondly, if you don't incentivize activity, but simply steal 90% of the unallocated funds for this project, officials will benefit more than if they were to do something, procure equipment for institutions, and so on, and then sell the results. Perhaps it will pay off more in the future, but tell me, who cares about the future now? No one.
 

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#547
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My mom will make me live for ten more years (((
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#548
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a specific product

Did you go crazy? You'll also say that everyone will want to die.
but tell me, who cares about the future now? No one, and it doesn't matter

It doesn't matter to you, but it matters to others.
if you don't stimulate activity, but simply steal 90% of the unmeasured funds for this project, officials will benefit more

They'll steal it, and they'll give them more money.

In general, you have the mindset of the 90s. Come on, catch up with me.

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Klov, we'll freeze you, and you'll live the whole millennium!
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#549
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Are you saying I should go somewhere? You might as well say that everyone will want to die.
Lord, besides you and other necromancers, no one needs this. The vast majority of people lose almost all desire to live as they get older.
Not you, but others do.
Little, naive Lord. I'm hinting that it's actually the opposite.
Actually, you have a 90s mindset. Menti, catch up with me.
Well, I hope it's from an even earlier period. After all, I'm an imperialist!
 

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Lord Mortulus
You might as well say that everyone will want to die.
Maybe not everyone. But I think that after living for 150-200 years, many will want to die.
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#551
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Klov, we'll freeze you, and you'll live through the whole millennium!
No. I won't. Well, technically yes, but while I'm frozen, it will be like I'm in a dream, so it shouldn't be counted as life, no matter how many millennia I spend in the freezer.
But afterwards, it will be fun. I'm close to Fry in terms of intelligence; it will be like Futurama.
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#552
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But I think that after living for 150-200 years, many would want to die.

Well, yes, of course. But do you know how difficult it is for old people to die? They just keep complaining about how little they lived.

Klov, so do you want to be frozen or not?
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#553
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Evil bandits will keep the brains of scientists in such bodies, forcing them to live for three hundred years and work for them, creating new weapons.
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#554
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I'm close to Fry in terms of intelligence; it'll be like Futurama.
Or you'll wake up among giant mutant cockroaches! MUAHAAHAA!
And they'll teach you how to bake cupcakes.
Well, yes, of course. But do you know how hard it is for old people to die? Everyone just sighs about how little they lived.
Well, let's just say... things are probably different for you in Chelyabinsk.
 

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#555
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Yeah, sure. But do you know how hard it is for old people to die? Everyone just sighs and says they didn't live long enough.
You've probably died as an old man many times and know what you're talking about.

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That's cool, I'll live with cockroaches. Better than with people! :D
They'll make me their God.
#556
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Not everyone. And besides, what’s the point of a long life if they don’t know what to do with it?
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#557
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Who doesn't know? I don't know? Well, I do – I have plans for thousands of years ahead.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#558
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Find out what the Necromancers will be like in Heroes 149, complain to the developers that they made them too weak, and read the news. Maybe there's a chance to extend the game's lifespan? We can wait for Heroes 150! Maybe they'll buff the Necromancers there?
 

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The fascinating, never-ending life of the Necromancer Mortulus.