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Registered: 10/30/2009

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#554 5/28/2012 6:14 PM UTC

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I'm close to Fry in terms of intelligence; it'll be like Futurama.

Or you'll wake up among giant mutant cockroaches! MUAHAAHAA!
And they'll teach you how to bake cupcakes.

Well, yes, of course. But do you know how hard it is for old people to die? Everyone just sighs about how little they lived.

Well, let's just say... things are probably different for you in Chelyabinsk.