Posts from Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V.

Here are some more ideas I came up with (and noticed):

I wonder what thoughts go through the mind of someone who has played "Heroes" when they pass by an "Auchan" supermarket? (I actually saw such a supermarket!!)

-You, Faidaen of Irollan, are accused of murdering the former king of the Griffin Empire, now a high-ranking general in the army of Erathia, and formerly your friend, Nicholas. What do you have to say in your defense?
-Well, uh, he threatened my homeland...
-The victim is invited to testify!

Recently, the complete list of Sar-Issa's lost items was published: in addition to the ring, staff, crown, and robe, it included:
-Sar-Issa's slippers
-Sar-Issa's throne
-Sar-Issa's lace beret.
The last artifact causes a sharp reaction from those around and indecent shouts directed at the happy owner of the relic.

Sorry, the poems about the little boy told me: "Ew," and, waving goodbye, got lost in the mess of my cousin's place. But I'll take a look. (I think I posted them somewhere before I registered here (with these exams, I'll forget everything soon)).
Well, the supermarket is well-known. It's also interesting to know what thoughts are going through the head of a person playing Heroes for the first time. (I thought: "Damn, it's so expensive. What a hit to prices in this Auchan").

It's not that expensive! In version 1.0, there were even discounts :). New joke: The "Meteor Shower" spell deals 500-700 damage to everyone who wants it :D.

The "Meteor Shower" spell deals 500-700 damage to everyone who wants it" :D.

:smile52:

And I had a bug today:
I was playing a Duel (Network - one computer) in Tribes of the East. Vittorio against Axel. I ordered the battle griffons to attack the archers (adept and crossbowmen) with the "strike from the sky" ability. Well, they flew off. And then, in their place, a hostile paladin appeared. Then, when the griffons attacked, they flew back to their original position and ended up right on top of the paladin! Imagine a paladin with the head of a battle griffin sticking out instead of his horse's tail. ;)
And there was another bug with that: everyone started attacking the griffons, and out of 10 units in the stack, only 4 remained. Then, I moved the griffons away from the paladins, but the initiative panel showed that there were 10 griffons! Well, and in the end, when someone attacked the griffons and took away 2, there were not 2 left, but 8, as on the initiative panel!:eek:

P.S. It's a pity that the game doesn't take screenshots, but I saved the battle video=);)

The most legendary bug of all time. But that doesn't make it any less amusing. :)

I currently have a pirated copy, so here are the improvements I remember:
archer-crossbowman-crossbowman,
fairy-dryad-dryad...

I don't remember anything else...

Peasant-militia-scout
Monk-inquisitor-fanatic
Ent-Ancient Ent-Blue Ent
Bone warrior-bone archer-skeleton
And that's not all.

I'm playing in multiplayer mode on the PC. I only have the mod that allows you to play as the heroes from the campaigns. I'm playing as Dungeon, with the hero Railag. My opponent is a Necromancer named Markel. I lost. A message appears: you received an enemy artifact - Markel's Skull...

For me, the funniest thing is the Hamster Week :) "The growth rate of hamsters and berserker hamsters doubles" )))). Although it's probably already a tired joke, I still find it funny when this week appears)))

Recently, I decided to try my hand at the "dungeon" genre: My parents named me Railag. All my life, I felt like I was a bug. My father, in the Clan of Stern Hearts, Became a complete demon worshiper. Then, Matrona followed him, And there was no reason for me to be good. It's clear that I didn't find my talents and knowledge In Irolan. I was drawn to the demonic path. I studied Chaos, Urgash's will. It's clear that, given all my racial traits, I wasn't a talentless demon at all. But intellect and will awakened, And I fell in love with Isabel against my will. And now, for my beloved queen, I am uniting Igg-Shail with my power. Believe me, I have been to many lands, And of course, life is very colorful everywhere, But here, among the caves and crystals, Life has become much more pleasant for me.

Railag – is he a rapper? :confused:

Yeah, I admit, it’s nonsense…

Here are some more ideas I came up with (and noticed):

I wonder what goes through the mind of someone who has played "Heroes" when they walk past an "Auchan" supermarket? (I actually saw such a supermarket!)

Ha-ha! That's really something! Is there really one?! Ahaha! That's hilarious!

My friend and I were playing, and suddenly something appeared on the battlefield that looked very much like a pipe... We spent a long time trying to figure out what it was, and eventually, we concluded that it was Ukrainians siphoning gas from Russia...

Sorry, the poem about the little boy told me: "No way!" and, waving goodbye, disappeared into the mess of my cousin's things. But I'll take a look. (I think I posted it somewhere before I registered here (I'll forget everything with these exams soon)).

Please:
A little boy was playing Heroes
He recently downloaded a new patch
He resurrected a couple of mages in battle –
And a vampire bit the whole squad.

The little boy was playing as Deleb
He often and powerfully fired with a ballista
But he still didn't defeat the wizard –
He received "Control Machines."

The little boy was playing as Elves
He ran around the map – looking for wood
There are a lot of dryads there, but there is no wood anywhere!
The ents feel that something bad is about to happen…

The little boy was playing as Synitar
He cast spells almost for free
But "Earth Shock" won't help him –
Elves and dragons came to visit.

The boy decided to play as Haven
He trained a lot of knights
But it's not possible to do that on a "hero"
If there are no three piles of ore on the map.

The boy decided to play as the Undead
He started resurrecting skeletons
He was absolutely sure of victory
But he forgot about the new Raise Dead spell…

Dima Sarbash,

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