Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V.

I'm back with some poetry! )))

I'm replaying the campaign for the Order faction. I'm SO tired of Biara's sweet little face that I involuntarily wrote:

Biara's not-so-easy life during her first reign in the Empire.

I don't like getting out of bed
When it's only 5 a.m.,
I'm tired of all the dragons,
Because we prayed to them yesterday.
Tired of human "holy" miracles,
I retreat to the green forest
And open a portal to Sheo,
To the land of fire, to my "dear" home.
I'm sick of Laslo – the scoundrel,
He keeps sticking his nose into the Empire.
And Godric, IMHO, is too arrogant,
And his daughter is so annoying.
She recently said in broad daylight
That a trial with less fire would be better.
She shoots glances at the rebel,
Hinting at something... (ugh, cursed Michael!)
I don't like the land of the Griffins.
It's only famous for the fact
That there are tons of fools there.
That map is always a mess.
And now, I have to rule here,
And I don't have time to breathe.
Everyone looks the same
(Although, I'll express my opinion later!)
You can believe me:
A queen's life is not a picnic!
Give money to all sorts of peers,
And enemies bother you at the borders.
I'm getting dark circles under my eyes from Kha's orders:
Find the boy and kill him,
Deal with the rebels with a bold raid...
And I have to do all of this!

I borrowed the song from Chancellor G.))