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Bash the capitalist pigs!
Amko
Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery
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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9%
5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1%
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“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3%
11 votes
Brewery
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Amko
Mona
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Designers are unfortunate people))
They have such clients:
“The design should be simple, minimalist, for example, an orange cow flying in the sky, and strawberries are falling from it.”
“Well, we think it needs to be done in a dreamlike style; it’s mainly for men. You enter a beach, and there are twenty beautiful girls flying chaotically. They fly, they fly... And then, bam... and a raccoon!”
“I would like some positivity in the background – after all, it’s a festive occasion; you can have a plane with a contrail, a UFO carrying a giraffe, fireworks.”
A UFO carrying a giraffe
...
I was crying
))
They have such clients:
“The design should be simple, minimalist, for example, an orange cow flying in the sky, and strawberries are falling from it.”
“Well, we think it needs to be done in a dreamlike style; it’s mainly for men. You enter a beach, and there are twenty beautiful girls flying chaotically. They fly, they fly... And then, bam... and a raccoon!”
“I would like some positivity in the background – after all, it’s a festive occasion; you can have a plane with a contrail, a UFO carrying a giraffe, fireworks.”
A UFO carrying a giraffe
...
I was crying
))
Все псы попадают в рай
Какие бы законы мы не писали,
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
Ment
Mona
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Oh, there's a lot here!)))) Someone sent this to me so I wouldn't cry over the stupidity of clients))) I'll share the link now.))
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Now I'm crying and laughing.
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Now I'm crying and laughing.
Все псы попадают в рай
Какие бы законы мы не писали,
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
Amko
Ment
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“Looking for a Photoshop expert. Requirements: ability to quickly remove a large number of people from photos. Payment is per task.”
Mona
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Все псы попадают в рай
Какие бы законы мы не писали,
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
Небо
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For internal use only.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
Mona
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A company that supplies medical equipment:
And as a bonus, we will give away goose carcasses because our owner's brother has a friend who sells geese.
I already need sedatives...)))))
The dragon sits and licks a bolt
That's exactly how the customer's request for the design of the New Year's calendar sounded.
)))
Все псы попадают в рай
Какие бы законы мы не писали,
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
Imaris
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Seems like he doesn't quite get the point of your design jokes x(
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I downloaded it. What do I do with it next? x)
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It's a riddle; you need to guess which game this save file is for.
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I downloaded it. What do I do with it next? x)
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It's a riddle; you need to guess which game this save file is for.
Hermit
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Всё не так плохо как Вы думаете. Всё намного хуже!
Mona
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Seems like he doesn't quite get the humor behind your design jokes.
Все псы попадают в рай
Какие бы законы мы не писали,
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
нас все равно расстреляют,
если мы проиграем эту войну.
ОMEGA
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Hermy, please WRITE IN PLAIN TEXT!!! You're already straining people's eyes. Not only are your links useless to anyone in the Haven, but you also constantly highlight them. Please have some consideration for those who are just browsing the forum; your constant highlighting strains their eyes.
"Let's fly to the most beautiful sky. No matter how many times your wings break, keep trying."©Crono Crusade
Zybr
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Oh, there's a lot!)))) Someone sent this to me so I wouldn't cry over the stupidity of clients))) I'll share the link now))
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Now I'm crying and laughing.
Барон "Vampires"
Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!
Zybr
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Did you create an A1 poster in Word?
A place for you is already prepared in hell!
Барон "Vampires"
Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!