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Well, I'm just a walking disaster today. I just dropped a container of yogurt on the floor, and what a mess! It splattered everywhere – all over the room. It stained my jeans, my hoodie, the carpet, the table (both the top and the underside), the chair, and even the wires. What a nightmare.

klov, was that aloe?

and we only cut the plants with blades we found on the street; sometimes we "cooked" soup out of them, but usually we tried to study them. That's what we played as kids.

That’s all nonsense; when we were kids, we tried to grow plants in the schoolyard. We planted buckwheat, dandelions, and honey. Yes, that very honey that’s stored in beehives, but for some reason, it wouldn’t grow. And then the firefighters came and, during their demonstration, washed it all away (x.

I had games when I was a kid. They just *were*. That's all! Newbies...

What are you talking about?

Yeah, today at school, for Valentine's Day, people were writing all sorts of nonsense on the "love boards." Like, "I love HeroesLand" and so on. And some people were even writing swear words about others. That's how it was.

So, I got together with some friends and we drew a huge penis. It was hilarious!

I was just explaining what it's called in modern language. Three letters. The first one is X.

ahaha))) well done, you did everything right))

There are a lot of such words; which one are you referring to? It's a silly holiday. The only good thing is that ABBA is playing in the hall. It adds some variety to my internal soundtrack :)

Would that be considered a swear word if I wrote the word "УЙХ," but rearranged the letters so it starts with "Х" and ends with "Й"?

No need to arrange them; it looks fine as is.

What other holiday? The start of the Champions League?

What’s so silly about it?

Some kind of American. I don't even know what this Catholic did.