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I'm flirting with young girls at school. Just like Fluttershy with rabbits.

So, young girls are manipulating you?

Yeah, I had some school crushes back in the day. Now they're all grown up.

Were you in school in the 60s?

...and that's it. Now it's just spam, spam, and more spam!

Why are they treating me like this? It’s nothing special. They don’t even pay attention to me (((((99 Can you imagine how difficult it is for me to live? Can you imagine?! But I’m still alive, I’m overcoming these obstacles, I’m not breaking, I’m not giving up.

Buy them each a candy; you’ll see, their attitude will change immediately.

The cop knows what to do.

The police officer knows everything.

It reminded me of an incident from South Park, where a cop told a kid where to find prostitutes and how to buy them.
It's so cruel to play with their innocent, childlike souls; they'll think I'm kind, but I just wanted to become the King of Lolitas.

Yes, I am an old, evil, and lonely one.

There should always be a King-Lola...

King-Lola? Azis's son? God forbid.

Only another loli can command lolies. Not some gray clown.

It suits you perfectly :3

Besides, I'm not gray. I'm moon-colored! Moon-colored beings are allowed to be that way, because they are so moon-colored and not gray at all. And they also love lolis.

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I just don't understand, how is that possible? Every day, everyone washes in the bathroom, stands under the shower, and washes, and almost never does anyone slip, fall, etc. The bathtub is wet, and so are the feet, which are soft. We're not hobbits with hairy feet, so why don't we slip? Theoretically, the probability of this event is high enough that it should happen at least once a year or so, but it almost never happens. Because if it happens, the person falls, may break something, fracture something, dislocate something, or even die. But no one dies! Why is that?

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Today, a little boy opened the door for me and held it open, waiting for me while I went down the stairs in the entrance hall, and he was taking out the trash. He took care of me. Why was it a little boy, and not a little girl?! x( Or, conversely, why don't I get the chance to be a gentleman and hold the door open for a loli? x) I'm such a loser x(

What a profound thought!

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Klov, it seems that boy mistook YOU for a loli.

yes, I have many deep thoughts! I can remember something else that I might have wanted to say, but it's been building up. Guys, it's been building up. We're constantly walking around in a slippery bathroom and we never die. Why the hell are we living like this?

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Not about a loli, but it could have been about a girl (I'm just a guy with long hair), but I was wearing a hood, and you can't see anything in there.