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He's gone mad and has absolutely no idea what a hangman's work schedule is like.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
Happy Life
Posts from Paradox or Riddle. Brain-training exercises.
Happy Life
Ment
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What was the name of the first person to visit the Sun?
A condemned man was thrown into prison on Saturday with the following words:
— You will be hanged at noon on one of the seven days of the next week, — said the judge, — but on which day, you will only find out in the morning on the day of the execution.
And the mistake was that Putin introduced a new day of the week, "Putelnik," and he was executed on the morning of Putelnik, and he didn't know in advance that such a day of the week existed.
Siverfale
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He was warned and hanged one of the days. Where is the mistake in the reasoning?
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
WhiteLizard
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I think some evil gypsy magic was involved here.
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
CyberForm
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"Nark... He smoked, got high, they took him, put him in jail, and accused him. He started having visions. Then he had some smart ideas... they let him go later. But if they had killed him, they promised they would..."
I was lying on the floor when I heard this from my friend's 14-year-old nephew))))
I was lying on the floor when I heard this from my friend's 14-year-old nephew))))
Мужчина, который утверждает, что место женщины на кухне — просто не знает, что с ней делать в спальне!
Wistrit
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Well, that's correct!
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
Except the ones we've made
Вегтам
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Darwinists' theories
Do you have any equally plausible theories on this subject?
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
SandroXXL
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Do you have any equally plausible theories about this?
Просто еще один
Ment
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It all started with a BIG BANG. These whales really went for it.
Небо
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...first of all, the world rests on three whales, sailing the expanses of the ocean-cosmos...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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Саня Изи
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He opens it in the morning and closes it in the evening.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Werevolka
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Mortulus, it turns out, is quite the romantic!
Imaris
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The universe is in a teapot, and two times two equals ten.
Ment
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He's woken up in the morning and put to bed in the evening.
The universe is in a teapot, and two times two equals ten.
Imaris
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So, two times two really does equal ten!
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And imagine, guys, you're solving some problem, and there's absolutely no way to get an answer other than 2x2=10. And then, bam! - there's a perfectly logical explanation, saying that you're using a different number system.
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Now you understand, Lok'en, what I was talking about, right?)
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And imagine, guys, you're solving some problem, and there's absolutely no way to get an answer other than 2x2=10. And then, bam! - there's a perfectly logical explanation, saying that you're using a different number system.
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Now you understand, Lok'en, what I was talking about, right?)