What was the name of the first person to visit the Sun?
A condemned man was thrown into prison on Saturday with the following words:
— You will be hanged at noon on one of the seven days of the next week, — said the judge, — but on which day, you will only find out in the morning on the day of the execution.
And the mistake was that Putin introduced a new day of the week, "Putelnik," and he was executed on the morning of Putelnik, and he didn't know in advance that such a day of the week existed.