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Shoulder pads, after all!

I thought it was some new feline sense organ.

Does anyone live in St. Petersburg? I don't think so. I might go there soon for some crazy computer science Olympiad (and I don't know what I'll do there). The strange thing is that I have a desire to meet three other people who will be traveling with me. This is very sudden, because I never like meeting new people and I'm not good at communicating. And they aren't "computer scientists" either; they're studying something related to ecology.

Does anyone live in St. Petersburg? I don't think so.

Thorium and Jack.

Nah, I don't need those Jackie with Torii x)

There isn't a single Lolley living there, if that's what you're asking.

Surely, there will be at least one loli character.

Yes, and there isn't a single loli in our entire off-topic forum. Just a couple of jokes.

But there are many of them in anime chat rooms, and they all discuss yaoi.

Are you bothering Koshu in Skype again?

But there are a lot of them in anime chats, and they all discuss yaoi.

I should check them out! Although they might force me to become a yaoi fan, lol.

And I have lolitas at school. It's just that I'll have to part with school, which is a bummer!

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Actually, yes, why is it like this? It shouldn't be like this, why live like this, guys. We constantly have some lolitas in the general chat, but there aren't any lolitas.
Although they wouldn't be that different from lolitas, lol. And the lolitas that I kind of like don't hang out on forums.

Create a section about ponies, and everything will be fine.

A cop shows up, and soon a bunch of guys, around 15-20 years old, come running.

Mortulus, you're not paying attention. I wrote:

I have lolitas at school too.

This is a hint that I have enough lolitas!
I'm raising lolitas at school. Like Fluttershy raises rabbits.

I'm scamming schoolgirls.

Are you scamming them for money?