Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

Found a map with 8 GB of data; it contained a lot of Dethklok, Cannibal Corpse, and gay porn.

Creepy fantasies.

What are you talking about? When did I say I didn't like it? Yes, it's not as complex as the classics, but it has a lot about undead, black magic, death, and destruction. How can you not like that?

but there's a lot about undead, black magic, death, and destruction. How can you not love that?

Indeed.

Lord Mortulus (22:46:43 25/11/2011)
it's quite simple

Imaris, the MoonWolf (22:46:52 25/11/2011)
not simple at all

Lord Mortulus (22:46:55 25/11/2011)
but I like complex things

Imaris, the MoonWolf (22:46:55 25/11/2011)
it's very simple

Lord Mortulus (22:47:05 25/11/2011)
compared to the classics

Imaris, the MoonWolf (22:47:10 25/11/2011)
it's simple, they just pluck the strings and simply bang on pots and pans in the kitchen

Imaris, the MoonWolf (22:47:25 25/11/2011)
well, if you compare it to the classics, everything is "simple"

Lord Mortulus (22:47:44 25/11/2011)
well, that's why I'm also focused on the classics

Imaris, the MoonWolf (22:47:45 25/11/2011)
but in death metal, there's complex guitar, bass, but the most intense part is the drums

Imaris, the Moon WolfBetter write some death metal, and I'll record the growls for you. x)

Unfortunately, I'm more inclined towards symphonic metal; death metal doesn't evoke emotions in me.

Also, in your newfangled bands, they sing about death in death metal. In the most canonical and the very first (!!) death metal band, Death, they don't sing about death, for example.

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Clown fantasies.

No, if I wanted to listen to bands, I would download them myself in good quality (Cannibal Corpse is already downloaded), and I would find gay porn myself, but here's the catch: gays don't arouse me((( Am I sick, doctor?

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Why are my userbars constantly flashing? Now I can't see the middle one again. About elves

Doctor, am I sick?

I'm sorry, but you have Arandor.

Gays don't arouse me sexually.

Do regular men, then?Probably only little boys do.

Also, are your newfangled death metal bands singing about death?

Really? Do you also consider Obituary a newfangled band?
Imaris, and you don't need to just copy and paste from ICQ.

No, I don't think so. I mean, originally, death metal didn't have themes of death, dismemberment, and gore. No, boys don't attract me; it's not my thing. And it's not just Arandor anymore...

The unhealthy psyche of the poor Imaris couldn't handle a smiley with bare buttocks.

Nebec's psyche couldn't withstand the pressure from Me and finally wrote to the Haven to draw My attention to him!
You're either with the guys, or you're kicked out of our cozy chat to Lordesat!

You're quite the expert at shifting the blame, lol.
By the way, where are you now, in the rectum?

In Ponyville, just like all the other decent ponies!
I want an MMORPG about ponies.

And here I am – I came to crush everyone I dislike and all the liberals with communism and socialism!

Here I am – I've come to cut down communism and bash socialism on all those who are undesirable and liberal!

Listen up, sweetie, here's the deal: you're either with the ponies, you're pink, and you're all about understanding, or you're not with the ponies and you get kicked out to Lordesat.

well, if you compare it to the classics, everything is "simple"

Well, it depends on which metal you're comparing and with which classic. And also, it depends on what aspect is more complex: in terms of playing technique, composition structure, or understanding. There are quite simple things in the classics (which are brilliant at the same time) that are taught in the first grades of music school, just as there are things in metal that are difficult to play without a lot of experience.
Also, I can say that sludge/stoner is complex because I like these bands, I enjoy immersing myself in their music/lyrics and looking for deeper meaning there; and someone might say that these are just guys who got high on grass and there's no meaning there. It's a matter of taste...
I also love to write a long text and then forget what I started writing about)

Listen up, sweetie, the current order of things is this: either you're into ponies and you're pink and pony-like, or you're not into ponies and you get kicked out to Lordesat.

I don't really care about the order, since it's the same old office with the old sign. And we'll take care of the kickers ourselves, like the KGB.