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Reminds me of unremarkable, mediocre boxers.
They understand that they can't win, but they'll put on a show and talk trash in the press just to get some attention.
Since we're drawing parallels to boxing, in boxing, they like to talk before the fight, but in our case, it's after. Alex's expected and undeniable victory :D. A verbal attack worthy of a world champion. And respect to Sevensanu for taking on the challenge, even though they're in different weight classes :D :D :D.
WT Chat Promotion presents to your attention a recording of the broadcast of the match between the current WGO champion Alex the Great and the title contender Sevencean.
While the fight hasn't started yet, it's worth recalling that in the last title fight, a grueling 12-round bout, Alex defeated a very strong Estonian fighter – Bayan. But Bayan promised to return to big sports.
Well, we'll return to the arena. So, in the red corner of the ring – the current world champion in Heroes, almost a soloist of the Mariinsky Theatre, a participant of the DOM-2 project, a representative of the cultural capital, the great and eloquent A-A-Alex Th-ee-ee Great!!!
In the blue corner of the ring, the fighter who dared to challenge Alex himself – Se-ee-eve-e-en-san!!! A very promising fighter, but still not having as large a fan base as Alex.
The fighters step into the center of the ring, looking into each other's eyes. Gong! The fight has begun!
After a brief reconnaissance, Alex unleashes a barrage of attacks on Sevencean. He uses a series of moves: "bastard," "scumbag," and "lowlife," regularly changing their order and generously seasoning them with the adjective "total" inserted randomly into one of the moves. Sevencean tries to counterattack, but his efforts are unconvincing. In true champion style, Alex ignores the opponent's thrusts and adds the "degenerate" move to his arsenal, also seasoned with the adjective "total." Alex's attacks reach phenomenal speed – up to 10 messages per minute. Even the countless armies of fervently supporting fans can't keep up with him. The chat is full of series of Alex's attacks!!! Not many fighters can withstand such an onslaught of stream of consciousness. His advantage in the fight becomes simply overwhelming!!! Alex uses the forbidden move "fu…ing mo…h" and Sevencean, clumsily snapping back, crawls behind the ropes!!! Alex's early victory in the 1st round!!! Alex confirms the title of the best!!! But this is not yet a complete triumph. To become the absolute champion, he needs to take the WGF belt from VLK and the WGA belt from Filia.
We congratulate Alex on his brilliant victory and see you next time!!!
P.S. I didn't mean to offend any of the participants, "peace to all" (c) )))
Just wanted to add, in my opinion, that achieving absolute invincibility is as unattainable as winning a Chinese tournament :D
It's fundamentally impossible to defeat Bayan! The bandwidth and speed at which Bayan generates nonsense are beyond description.
How he fed Alice red wine and ate lamb, how he recited poetry, and how his grandmother and grandfather were practically emperors. A philosopher (and also a poet, artist, and musician :D), the ruler of the world, and also its behind-the-scenes director. A billion useless links every 10 seconds. The pleas of the asylum staff to take Bayan back, out of the chat... And no one, not even Samurai, can troll him.
This is just a postponement for all of humanity. He will return. And there will be Armageddon and the Last Judgment. And everyone will repent, but it will be too late. The Second Coming is coming soon!
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Take care of your health!
Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/ За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
Bazhan is invincible because he spends 100% of his time asserting himself in the chat, while other people are still playing and communicating with each other there.
Do they give hints here for noobs? Tell me how to defeat 50 golems with a garrison of runes and a ballista? I can't seem to get 7 stacks working... And also: how do Barbarians or Swampmen capture an external dwelling level 5 on day 11? It doesn't work either. And again and again: these tasks from the beginning of the topic /attachments/14325/ /attachments/14433/ I don't understand how they are done so that there are almost no losses... and even in one go by good players. Maybe it's unsportsmanlike, but – teach me?