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Why? You’re funny!

Dude, who are you? O_o

Me? John Van Kenegham! (For those with limited thinking abilities, let me explain... I was just kidding :D).

He meant that he doesn't know you well enough, so he can't decide. He just said it more concisely and emphatically.

I would like to request to be made a moderator of the Might and Magic universe section.

This guy has some ambition, I must say.

It's on the path to success.

I find his dialogue with the current moderator of this section more amusing. VeT and Qwerty seem to be doing a good job, and I don't think there's much need to clean up the section. However, the need to monitor the project is a valid argument.
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He's on his way to success.

He will seize power and become an admin.

I request to be made a moderator of the Universe.

Fixed.

He will seize power and become a Druid.

While reading, I somehow got the feeling that this word would be at the end.

No, well, of course, becoming a Druid is a perfectly logical outcome after seizing power. ;)

it would be more interesting and less cliché.

How about we give him -3 birds – that would be awesome.

Okay. Are you upset that he's a moderator, and you're not?

Small.

I also want to be a moderator; let’s all downvote Vita.

How is it possible to appoint someone as a moderator when they have a negative reputation score? Isn't this even stated in the rules? The creator has become too lax and isn't paying attention.