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a mindless shooter where all you have to do is hold down the left mouse button.

Are we continuing today?:)
Although, things are already looking dire.
Wolf, pull yourself together! :D

a mindless shooter where all you have to do is hold down the left mouse button.

Play it at least on the second-highest difficulty level, and then you can talk about how mindless it is.

Let's continue, I guess.

I think we should continue!
Vissy, so what if it's the highest difficulty? We'll just have to click the right mouse button more often and aim more accurately. And reload a hundred times during the game, which is perfect for hardcore players.

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If you set the highest difficulty, the AI won't get smarter, the computer that tells you how to bypass any traps won't shut up, and the traps themselves won't become more difficult than the quests in games for preschool children.

When there are no arguments, Vissi always writes "you're a noob and a loser" or posts a facepalm image instead; I've noticed.

What is there to discuss with someone who can't even get past the second level on easy mode? (assumption).
Record a FRAPS video where you effortlessly kill everyone and do nothing but walk forward and right-click to complete Sam's game. Then we can talk; otherwise, there's no point, as we've already debated with one shooter noob.

Your assumption is incorrect; I played some Sam game about seven years ago (probably the first one; I even had the disk). Back then, everything was cool with Sam because it was awesome, and you didn't have to do anything except shoot. I played it many times. There were five difficulty levels, and I think I played on the third one at most; I definitely didn't play on the fifth, and it's very unlikely I played on the fourth. And, basically, in that game, you

kill everyone and do nothing but walk forward and click the right mouse button to complete Sam.

Except you don't just walk forward; you go in different directions, away from the crowds of enemies that just charge at you without thinking. It's relaxing for the brain; you can play it, but only when you want to play something simple and mindless. I won't record anything for you; you record it yourself, showing how you "furrow your brow intensely and devise brilliant tactics to overcome the most challenging traps."

The third difficulty level is for beginners, and I'm even surprised that the third level is so different from the fourth.
Do you just run and shoot? How many times did you have to reload at locations with that approach? To reach the fourth location, I had to run, jump, shoot, dodge, figure out how to dodge a bunch of enemies at once, which weapon to choose for those enemies and which for these, quickly switch between them, shoot accurately, anticipate where to shoot a rocket so that those enemies die and not me, and so on.
If that's the case, you can say the same about any game. Heroes? Oh, what's to think about, you gather an army and kill everyone, what a game! Red Alert? You build units, gather resources, and kill everyone, what a game! Guitar Hero? You pluck the strings and that's it, what a game!

Nubas, in Guitar Hero there are no strings, only buttons.
Okay, you convinced me.

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Where is Zu?

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Alright, the first loser leaves your ranks.
It's all because of Arandor, I'll explain! He wrote to me at the very beginning of the game, saying something about me having to lose or something. That's demoralizing! It's not fair to play Heroes like that. And also, I accidentally sent my hero to his castle at the beginning, when I just wanted to open the castle menu, that's why I lost, that's my excuse!

You can play unlicensed copies of the game without any problems over the network, including on servers, and I was able to do this even after reinstalling Windows and cleaning the registry, simply by launching the game from the folder; it's surprisingly undemanding. And it runs on any, even the oldest machines, without any FPS drops, no matter how many enemies and effects are on the screen, because it has an excellent engine. The only problem is that the co-op mode is boring; everyone runs through the levels in a race, and you don't even have to try.

In the form I downloaded it, it was simply compressed into an archive and didn't require installation.

Ugh, pirates, you're just downloading games! And I honestly bought a licensed copy of the game!

I want to play, guys.

Let's play Heroes 4! :D