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Nightmare.

Just kidding, he also managed to get out of it just like I did.

The workers weren't very hungry.

Don't feed the workers.

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So, I'm walking and talking to my friend:
Artyom: It's boring. Oh, Glyna is coming! Let's go chase her a bit?
Me: Sure, I'd love to, but I hope there won't be Lemonadia there! And no "churkas" either!
Him: Yeah. Let's go!
And we chased Glyna for about 5 minutes... Until...
Me: Damn, Arty, stop laughing!
Him: Me? I thought it was you laughing!
Us: Then who?
Lemonadia: Hehe)) I'm going to get you now!
Me: Oh no! (whispering to Artyom) On the count of three, we tickle!
1, 2, 3!
We tickled, and suddenly...
Glyna and "churka": Aha!
Me: We're surrounded by little girls (they all kicked me for that)
Artyom: Oh, oh!
Little girls: Run, run! While we're still being nice! Otherwise, we'll get sticks and throw sand!
That's all, we ran to my yard, where, thank goodness, they can't follow.
Lemonadia - Nadya, Glyna - Angelina, "churka" - I don't know her name, that's why I call her "churka").

No, if he died, he died.

Funny anecdotes, you should go to comedy shows.

Yeah, I wanted to sign up for KMedi, but I'm only 20 years old.

What is this?
Near our village, Podgorniy Borok, children from a summer camp, about 10-11 years old, were walking around and decided to overwhelm two mushroom pickers with their numbers and take something from them!
And what do you think? They succeeded, and the men had to undergo a long recovery.
And according to rumors, there were 40-60 of them.

These are the kind of "Heroes of Might and Magic" we have.

it's more like a hero's diary and notebook)

School Bullies™

Yeah, I wanted to record something for Comedy Central, but I'm only 20 years old.

Are you aging that fast?

Girls grow old. Boys mature.