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No, and what does Warcraft have to do with it?

Yes, just associations. It seems the server processed it differently. Don't pay attention to it.

Vanyok returned home. But he is still sad. He misses Rostov; it was quite a nice place, and he left with difficulty... Vanyok is also sad because his ideals have changed – this is quite unpleasant, as it changes him as well. Meanwhile, he often remembers the words of MC Avetis: "Rap is a drug that gives you a serious high." This is exactly what is happening to Vanyok now.

Rap is a drug.

It stops the production of "happiness hormones."

It causes the body to stop producing "happiness hormones."

In a way, you are right...

just like any aspiring, yet unsuccessful, storyteller, Vanyok talks about himself in the third person.

Someone here is a bit too happy. They probably haven't had their ass kicked in a while.

Rap is a drug.

This crap made Guф die.

man, this really gets to him: /post/494119/

I MADE THE GAME, DAMN IT

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How are you all doing, gentlemen?

How are you all doing, gentlemen?

The crazy day is over, HOORAY! In the morning, I met a girl at the train station who came from the seaside, in the evening, I met my mom, and in between, I worked – it was intense, to say the least. But it's all over now! HOORAY!

I ate in the morning, I ate in the evening, and I ate in between. What a terrible day :D

Today, I went to a medical facility with a classmate to donate blood (we need to collect a ton of documents for the military department). We went into the office, my classmate sat down first, and the doctor silently took blood from his vein. But when I sat down, he started talking...
-Are you special? *pokerface*
I stayed silent and didn't answer. He looked at my arm, tightened the tourniquet, and said:
-Look how many girls he's been with! And many times with each! Once, twice, three times...*Lol, what? х)))*
He counted to ten (I still don't understand what he was counting), and then, while making upward and downward fist movements, he said to my friend:
-And you, are you doing it all yourself? Look, you even have calluses on your hands! *facepalm х)))*
We laughed for a long time after we left. That doctor is quite the character, he really cheered us up. And it would have been even funnier if it hadn't been a dermatology and venereology clinic...

The joke about calluses on hands is something from around third grade.