Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Today, I went to a medical facility with a classmate to donate blood (we need to collect a ton of documents for the military department). We went into the office, my classmate sat down first, and the doctor silently took blood from his vein. But when I sat down, he started talking...
-Are you special? *pokerface*
I stayed silent and didn't answer. He looked at my arm, tightened the tourniquet, and said:
-Look how many girls he's been with! And many times with each! Once, twice, three times...*Lol, what? х)))*
He counted to ten (I still don't understand what he was counting), and then, while making upward and downward fist movements, he said to my friend:
-And you, are you doing it all yourself? Look, you even have calluses on your hands! *facepalm х)))*
We laughed for a long time after we left. That doctor is quite the character, he really cheered us up. And it would have been even funnier if it hadn't been a dermatology and venereology clinic...