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How do you know if he's angry?
Did you write to him, (censored), I hope?
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How can one understand the meaning of "божаться"?
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I didn't. I just added him as a friend to keep track of where and with whom he wants to play and to warn others about his cheating skills.
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When playing 2v2, Xka immediately leaves the room as soon as I join. :)
This is cheating.
Дипломатия - искусство говорить собаке "хорошая собачка" до тех пор пока не найдешь подходящую палку.
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Captain

He's a cheater.

Are you confirming your nickname? :D
Не бійся коли ти один, бійся коли ти нуль.

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[0:08:22] papik , and whose transes are available?
[0:11:11] pavkur papik, There are Albert, Warlock, and Voland.
[0:11:23] Redwhait warlock
[0:11:59] pavkur Redwhait, 123123321
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Real life takes a lot of time (c) folk wisdom
Пусть мой враг будет силен и страшен. Если я поборю его, то не буду чувствовать стыда.
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The other day, I found myself in the town of Kazimierz Wlk in Poland. I asked the locals, and it turned out that it was named after Casimir the Great, and "Wlk" is a shortened form of "Wielki" – meaning "Great" or, colloquially, "TheGreat." Now the reason for the mutual animosity between the two monarchs is clear)).
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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I recently started playing in GameRanger, just for fun. I pick the Castle faction at the start, and since most players use standard map generators with the default map set, I kill these bots in 3-5 turns. Of course, there's no talk of any rules; they're actually shouting, "No rules!" So, yesterday, I wanted to play with a friend, created a room, and waited. A foreign newbie joined, said "hi," and I kicked him. He joined again immediately, I kicked him again. He joined a third time, I kicked him again. Then, he tried a fourth time, and said, "Come on, let's play, I'm not a newbie, I'm good, etc." Okay, fine. Let's play. Since he's so persistent, I thought I'd quickly crush him as usual. I started as red, 2-minute turns, 130% starting resources, and a medium map. So, I quickly upgrade a Fey, send out four weak units in all directions, and with time running out, I attack a group of boars, and just as I'm starting the battle, this guy asks, "What's the time limit?" I was just about to answer when he wrote: OMG ohhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB And he left the game! ))))))) I didn't even have time to tell him to click on "I" to see the game settings. He had already joined someone else. I was stunned! ))))))))))))) That's how it is. True newbies don't even realize how newbie they are, but they criticize others. In general, statistically, there are three types of players: beginners, those who haven't started, and terrible newbies. Some are even worse than the AI. Among them, you feel like a god. But what's interesting is that the battles are very fast, and even with starting units, you can sometimes get surprisingly good results. It's unconventional instead of the typical Town to Castle 3 rush
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By the way, I saw a picture on VKontakte and was blown away.
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Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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Leader, why did you hide your nickname?
Земля нуля.
Все в ней нулево и кукольно.
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Today, in the in-game chat: [22:17:35] I'm going to play online battles non-stop.
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The interportal tournament is about to begin, and someone asked a question in the team chat. [22:16:13] Alessandro By the way, why isn't Bai participating in the interportal tournament? [22:16:41] =Stinger= Alessandro, he's keeping it a secret for now. [22:17:02] AlexTheGreat We'll organize a team now. [22:17:10] AlexTheGreat Stinger, me, Bayazet, Preds. [22:17:18] =Stinger= Term Samurai. [22:17:21] AlexTheGreat We'll take some Samurai or Cobra for laughs. [22:17:22] =Stinger= Peterius. [22:17:25] Samurai Alessandro, until Alex officially confirms his participation for Bai's team, Bai won't officially field a team. [22:17:25] =Stinger= Cobra. [22:17:51] AlexTheGreat I don't understand. [22:17:55] AlexTheGreat What does Cobra have to do with it? [22:18:02] AlexTheGreat What tier is he? [22:18:03] =Stinger= Just for laughs. [22:18:09] =Stinger= In the 3rd tier. [22:18:09] AlexTheGreat He'll play once every six months for a week. [22:18:20] AlexTheGreat Why didn't you sign up? [22:18:25] AlexTheGreat Don't you want to? [22:18:28] Samurai AlexTheGreat, Stinger has already signed up. [22:18:33] AlexTheGreat Ah. [22:18:35] AlexTheGreat Okay. [22:18:39] AlexTheGreat Sign me up. [22:18:46] AlexTheGreat I agree. [22:18:51] Samurai AlexTheGreat, did you forget your password for Bai? Sign up. [22:18:53] Samurai Myself. [22:19:01] AlexTheGreat I lost everything. [22:19:03] AlexTheGreat And my head too. [22:19:08] AlexTheGreat Now it's only good for playing. [22:19:10] AlexTheGreat Sign me up. [22:19:12] AlexTheGreat Don't be silly. [22:19:16] Samurai AlexTheGreat, forget it, then you're not needed on our team. [22:19:51] AlexTheGreat Do you even understand what you wrote? [22:19:51] AlexTheGreat Drunk. [22:19:52] AlexTheGreat Stop drinking. 09/09/2011 [22:45:28] Croughton 2000 +360 [22:45:34] Javdet Croughton, that's not enough. [22:45:36] Croughton Give your suggestion. [22:45:47] Javdet 3000 +400 Conclusion: 4000+400 is too much
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Valya is awesome! No one wants to mess with her...
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It works, my precious :D

HeroesWorld = HeroesWorld Resurrection

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Yes. When will expert resurrection be available? ...
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