Funny and amusing situations... — Online Tournaments

Javdet

4/7/2011 1:16 PM UTC

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Vik didn't describe all the components – a cart is also needed so that the cannon doesn't run out of ammunition.

Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.

pHOMM

4/8/2011 8:08 AM UTC

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RiMpel2, I thought he was a Night Mage named Irintal, but it turns out he's a Night Mage who has undergone a personality split – he has a dual personality. That's why he posts all sorts of nonsense back and forth – his personalities are fighting. I was going to write to him in the thread about how and what can be modded in Heroes, but all his communication on the forum was a turn-off; either he's a school kid or a noob, but in any case, he's just a complete Irintal, a total one.

Инфа о разных моих проектах, по большей части геройских, тут http://phomm.narod.ru

Javdet

4/8/2011 8:50 AM UTC

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[14:43:29] AlexTheGreat> So, how many losses?
[14:43:32] AlexTheGreat> I still don't understand.
[14:43:52] AlexTheGreat> You didn't even want to argue, you fool.
[14:43:55] Goor> 6-7 units.
[14:44:04] Goor> A cardboard dummy.
[14:44:08] AlexTheGreat> But what does 4-5 have to do with it?
[14:44:11] AlexTheGreat> I don't get it.
[14:44:42] Goor> No, the fact is that you lost 6 units and 2 dwarves.
[14:45:05] AlexTheGreat> And?
[14:45:15] Goor> My method is better:)
[14:45:23] AlexTheGreat> No, it's noobish.
[14:45:28] AlexTheGreat> In any case.

Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.

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Сатир

4/8/2011 4:01 PM UTC

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Wicc

...
[15:55:52] AlexTheGreat> well, it's offline

Hahaha, I'm still laughing:smile40:

Не бійся коли ти один, бійся коли ти нуль.

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RiMpel2

4/13/2011 12:34 PM UTC

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Headline in the local news. My first thought: "Shades of Darkness" :smile25: :smile04:

RiMpel2

4/24/2011 7:29 PM UTC

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And you say that 4 days of restarts is too much? :D

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Герой Меча и Магии 3

5/6/2011 6:39 PM UTC

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Great battle, Roy Jones vs. Denis Lebedev

None (22:33:02 6/05/2011)
hahahaha

None (22:33:05 6/05/2011)
what a mess

None (22:33:08 6/05/2011)
the computer attacked me

None (22:33:13 6/05/2011)
at Moner

None (22:33:18 6/05/2011)
and he has 5 lizards

None (22:33:23 6/05/2011)
and a tent from the main one)

None (22:33:28 6/05/2011)
I gave it to him so that he wouldn't be killed during the siege

None (22:33:37 6/05/2011)
and that guy has 4 lizards and 11 gnolls))

None (22:33:45 6/05/2011)
what a battle, it's a sight to behold))

R55Max (22:34:01 6/05/2011)
did you defeat him?))

R55Max (22:34:10 6/05/2011)
14 hit points for the lizards

None (22:34:17 6/05/2011)
Alkin, you bastard))

None (22:34:18 6/05/2011)
4 defense

None (22:34:23 6/05/2011)
but Moner is also not a pushover

None (22:34:27 6/05/2011)
level 3)

R55Max (22:34:28 6/05/2011)
the computer has little chance without ranged attacks

None (22:34:34 6/05/2011)
true, but it's gaining experience))

None (22:34:56 6/05/2011)
this is just too funny

None (22:35:00 6/05/2011)
he ran out of charges

None (22:35:05 6/05/2011)
and I almost didn't shoot)))

R55Max (22:35:12 6/05/2011)
haha))

None (22:35:15 6/05/2011)
the gnoll reached quickly

None (22:35:19 6/05/2011)
in short, I defeated the gnoll

R55Max (22:35:21 6/05/2011)
now he'll attack with his hands

None (22:35:25 6/05/2011)
I have 1 lizard left)))

None (22:35:33 6/05/2011)
he approached, the bastard, and is attacking with his hands)))))

None (22:35:40 6/05/2011)
I dealt 1 damage in response

None (22:35:42 6/05/2011)
and defense

R55Max (22:35:44 6/05/2011)
stay in defense

R55Max (22:35:50 6/05/2011)
))))))))

None (22:36:26 6/05/2011)
damn, I was even scared))

R55Max (22:36:30 6/05/2011)
he thought he could take you down naked

None (22:36:33 6/05/2011)
can you imagine, he started attacking the tent))

None (22:36:42 6/05/2011)
AI evolution))

R55Max (22:36:46 6/05/2011)
why were you standing next to it

None (22:36:55 6/05/2011)
I didn't have time to move away)

R55Max (22:36:58 6/05/2011)
you should have moved away

None (22:37:00 6/05/2011)
I can shoot him now))

None (22:37:04 6/05/2011)
it has a lot of hit points

R55Max (22:37:08 6/05/2011)
fire!

None (22:37:08 6/05/2011)
3 lizards won't kill it))

None (22:37:42 6/05/2011)
victory :D

Show your true face when losing. Make sure it`s not ugly.

Javdet

6/9/2011 9:59 PM UTC

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LOL, lost to a total noob with GR)))
Template 8xm8, he took Dimer and by the start of the second month his stats were around level 5 (well clearly, building capitol))), our Kyrre, with the most meager starting position, ate a decent treasure zone with hives on the 3rd, a mini Dragon Utopia, and went looking for the opponent... but it wasn't meant to be — the template turned out to be exceptionally nasty — a huge number of small respawns, tons of one-way portals, and double ones at that, invariably on swamps, rocks, etc.))) — you enter and end up in the rear of a respawn))), you escape and land in a new ambush)) In short, while my countless troops were struggling with the terrain, and by the way never even reached the opponent's main — Dimer leveled up nicely, grabbed control, and in the final battle simply wiped everything out with 10 black dragons. I don't remember such a rout in all the time I've been playing online against dads like Alex, Stinger, etc.)) — lol..

Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.

Wicc

6/10/2011 12:00 AM UTC

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So, navigating one-way maps is a separate art form. You send in some weak units, observe, then block off the extra entrance and jump through. With enough skill, it can be done quite quickly; it might take a day or two longer to reach the opponent compared to using a script. This art has been somewhat lost now, but it was quite popular under the chaos rules.

Javdet

6/10/2011 4:05 AM UTC

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In this situation, there wouldn't be enough "noobs" to handle it, especially within the first 2 minutes. The template has around 40 zones and a full set of various teleporters. In short, forget about these experiments. The other day, I played a "True Random" template with a Bulgarian player; it was also for connoisseurs – a rather poor starting point, but with about 50-99 angels as guards nearby. It's completely unbalanced.

Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.

Герой Меча и Магии 3

6/11/2011 10:52 PM UTC

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Dirty’s ego has suddenly inflated.

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Show your true face when losing. Make sure it`s not ugly.

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Wicc

6/13/2011 7:58 PM UTC

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The Basilians are raging... :D

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FireToSky

6/15/2011 9:38 AM UTC

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry :)
[15:24:40] FireToSky, yeah... you seem a bit unhappy. ))
[15:24:48] damn it
[15:24:49] WerwolfSoul has left (23 players)
[15:24:54] a cow has been mooing under my window all morning
[15:24:57] someone's
[15:25:03] FireToSky, ))))))))))
[15:25:13] <beat roughly> I think I should give it a good whack!
[15:25:19] FireToSky, no
[15:25:36] well, let's play
[15:25:37] Малькольм (Guest) has left (22 players)
[15:25:40] let's play
[15:26:00] I'm just not ready for a full game
[15:26:06] I definitely have about 3 hours
[15:26:26] that's not cool
[15:26:38] well, okay
[15:26:44] I didn't really want to anyway
[15:27:17] hey, you're being whiny. You're probably just upset.
[15:27:41] I said it wasn't cool
[15:27:48] I guess that's a rejection
[15:28:32] ))
[15:28:46] saves can be reviewed later
[15:28:47] Player (Guest) has left (21 players)
[15:28:51] and what's the point
[15:28:56] of continuing
[15:29:01] no
[15:29:06] can be reviewed???????????
[15:29:12] of course
[15:29:17] do you review them?
[15:29:35] damn, I'm shocked
[15:29:35] in most cases
[15:29:42] OH
[15:29:48] the guy just confessed to cheating
[15:30:07] good luck to you
[15:30:10] that's why I don't play with saves
[15:30:16] ugh, Banich
[15:30:26] alright, this is for me
[15:30:34] Banich, that's not nice
[15:31:03] Banich, you're awful
[15:32:26] Banich is good and honest )
[15:32:32] and you're not)
[15:33:57] I don't trust you, so I don't finish playing your saves

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shpilenger

6/28/2011 10:53 AM UTC

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It’s a pity that I didn’t record the game starting from level 111, but I turned on the recording program at level 113 after I bought the tavern and saw the opponent’s stats! We wanted to play according to the sc2tv rules. I uploaded the saves here: http://www.speedyshare.com/files/29188064/Xka.rar
If you’re interested, take a look at the saves and read this. Or vice versa, I don’t know what’s better.

Xka: 10 years of intense training
Xka: studying strategies
shpil: do you know everything about this game?
Xka: Yes
shpil: how did you get the Consul?
shpil: did you use magic or something?
Xka: I was expecting this question
shpil: did a level 20 hero appear right away?
Xka: YOU CAN BUG THE CONSUL
Xka: AND GRIFFONS STAND STILL
shpil: how did you do it, share the secret
Xka: You need to arrange a large stack a little higher, and the rest in a small group
Xka: because the griffons go first
Xka: I had to resurrect them
shpil: how many did you save and how many units did you have at the beginning?
shpil: before the Consul
Xka: half a hundred
shpil: that’s fun, that’s fun
Xka: I love templates
Xka: they are effective
shpil: but how did you defeat them, 100 griffons?
Xka: I said, they can be bugged
Xka: They stand still, don’t respond, and die immediately
shpil: how do you arrange them, and where do you direct them so I can repeat this trick?
Xka: A large stack higher, singles in a small group
Xka: This is an old bug
shpil: and what do you press, just defend or what?
Xka: No, you just arrange them and they bug, you’ll understand

We played according to gemeranger’s rules. You can find him by his nickname and play with the genius:D