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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#41543
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It's one thing to talk about something in general, and another when someone talks about someone else's preferences and shifts the topic to something personal, hinting at obscenity.
I was implying that others might not find it interesting or funny. So, you found the vulgar meaning in my words yourself, even though it wasn't there.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#41544
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There isn't much to laugh about, actually. Right now, I'm sitting here with blisters on my feet. And I also have a friend who got burned as a child, but even worse, and now she has a terrible scar on her body for the rest of her life.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#41545
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Does she not cook anymore?
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#41547
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And I was still waiting for Archie to realize what linguistic trap he had gotten himself into, and for Siever to slam the door shut.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#41548
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he only pointed out the part about the eggs, so it's obviously all good.
You just don't need to use too much oil, and everything will be perfect.
it's also best if the pan is dry.

Be strong. Believe
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#41549
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To fry an egg, you only need 1-2 drops of oil, how do you manage to spill it all over your legs?
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#41550
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Are you frying ant eggs or something? Or are those dragon droppings?
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#41551
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No, it just spreads the oil around the pan.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#41552
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So, the frying pan is small.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#41553
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And they also say that the best cooks are men...
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#41554
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Ant eggs... mmm...
I imagined a huge pile of ant eggs frying in a pan with oil.

Yes, 1-2 drops is a bit little, although it depends on the size of the drops. But I even put more than 5 drops of valerian tincture.

Be strong. Believe
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#41555
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I tried making scrambled eggs myself. I poured in a lot of oil, a whole lot, and somehow I'm still alive and well, but I "burned" the eggs, let's just say. :o

Never mind, my dad makes even worse scrambled eggs. :)
Пара банок пива, снаряд дешевого пойла
Ракета прущего дыма и море свободы
Серьезные помыслы, прущие скорости, мама с вопросами:
- Куда ты дел совесть? Стань взрослым.
Я в ответ молчал виновато
- Посмотри на брата, разве трудно быть нормальным?
Им не понять меня, не поменять меня
Хотели поломать меня - им не поймать меня
В чем моя вина?
Думал бежать отсюда, хлопал дверями злобно -
Обида-паскуда
Мама била посуду и тихо плакала
Молилась за меня Богу - свечи ставила
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#41556
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I burned the omelet, adding too much oil. That’s something new.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.