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and in general, I wrote about it just for fun.

One of Arandor's most frequently used phrases.

I agree. It's awkward when you're with someone, and they keep twisting their neck without looking away. It's like they've never seen a girl before.

A beautiful girl pleases the eye and cheers the heart.

and now it's gone. The first time I wrote this phrase, I even thought about it, wondering how to write it best.

A beautiful girl pleases the eye and gladdens the heart.

but it's not necessary to stare at her intensely.

And a very beautiful one can even cause an erection in a healthy young man.

but it's not necessarily about staring at her intensely.

Girls want to be attractive to others. With a prolonged gaze, I express the fact that I like her appearance. Well, that's if we forget the fact that I'm looking at her for my own pleasure, not for hers.

A very beautiful woman can even cause an erection in a healthy young man.

That can happen, but it depends a lot on the situation.

Yes, in some cases.

Were people really staring at her non-stop? That's awful; it must be very discouraging. In general, you shouldn't stare at a girl who is with her boyfriend.

What if you ask politely?

I came up with a foolproof strategy for League of Legends. We need to gather five players, choose heroes from the Demacian Squad, and during the battle, instead of yelling, we should shout: "DEMACIAAA!!!" and we'll definitely win.

I've come up with a foolproof strategy for League of Legends. We need to hack the matchmaking system so that it only puts good players on our team, and not the idiots who build garbage items, feed, and send you to mid against Karthus, while you're perfectly ganking and counter-jungling the enemy Master Yi, but you still can't carry the team of morons.

Yes, that happens sometimes. But I just tested my strategy in a 4/5 match, and we won. Interestingly, the team consisted of Garen (me), Xin Zhao (my friend), Lux, and Galio (guys who agreed to join me), and Taric. Taric, however, was performing terribly, using his stuns only to save himself, healing himself, frequently hiding in bushes out of fear, and as a result, he had 2 kills, 12 deaths, and 4 assists. The rest of the team, however, had a positive kill-death ratio, and a very good one at that, so Taric's poor performance was more than compensated for. Xin Zhao, for example, got 18 kills with 5 deaths and around 12 assists, and the others weren't much worse. So, Demacian squad forever!!!

A team of melee fighters.

Is Vis writing the morning newspaper?

Nope, not everyone submitted their entries for the ND.

Slowly, they were doing something.