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I recently watched the director's cut of The Lord of the Rings. Damn, it turns out the movies are actually good! They're quite faithful to the book, and they're also quite logical on their own. Overall, the theatrical release would get a 7/10 from me, but the director's cut is a solid 9.
I recently watched the director's cut of The Lord of the Rings. Damn, it turns out the movies are actually good! And they're quite connected to the book, and they're also quite logical on their own. Overall, what came out in theaters would get a 7/10 from me, but the director's cut is a solid 9.
Were Bombadil and Beorn in it? And is this the version that includes the Mouth of Sauron?
Were Bombadil and Beorn there? And is this not the version that includes Uglúk the Uruk-hai?
No, it doesn't. And it deviates quite a bit from the book's content. But if someone watches the director's cut instead of the theatrical version, without having read the book, they will understand what's happening in the theatrical version. In other words, the cut scenes (not included in the theatrical version) allow one to logically piece together the events unfolding on the screen...:smile01:
Watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy from Goblin.
Go and pray to God to save your soul. Nowadays, the masses (and I can't avoid using this tired word) just want to criticize good films, make all sorts of "Goblin-style" translations, thinking it's hilarious. I'm not just talking about Lord of the Rings. They simply make films with soul, and Goblin, to put it bluntly, takes them, converts them into something understandable for these masses, turning them into soulless garbage.
There's nothing like that. And it's quite different from the book's content. Simply, if a person watches the director's cut instead of the theatrical version without reading the book, they will understand what's happening in the theatrical version. In other words, the cut scenes (not included in the theatrical version) allow one to logically understand the events unfolding on the screen...
I agree with this. The director's cut is better than the regular version. There's only one major flaw, a truly epic one – the scene where Aragorn looks into the Palantír and says some aggressive nonsense to Sauron. He would never do that. In the book, he looked into the Palantír, yes, but there was no nonsense.
go and pray to God that he saves your soul. Nowadays, the masses (and I can't avoid using this tired word) just want to create the most vulgar content possible, make all sorts of "goblin-style" translations, thinking it's funny. I'm not just talking about Lord of the Rings. They make films with soul, and Goblin, to put it bluntly, takes them, converts them into understandable crap without soul for the aforementioned masses.
You probably don't even understand half the humor in Goblin because of your lack of erudition. And as for the soul, that's just your subjective opinion. I see a soul in it, even if it's different from the one in the original.
Sky, he's already exhausted the forum with the overuse of that word.
Ment, it's not about humor and its understanding. Let there be some humor, at least. The point is that in some films, like Lord of the Rings, humor is completely inappropriate. None at all.
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Why is humor inappropriate in "some movies"? 0_o
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
Ment, the issue isn't about humor and its understanding. Even if there's some humor there, it doesn't matter. The point is that in some films, like Lord of the Rings, humor is completely inappropriate. None at all.
Stereotype. If the filmmakers wanted you to experience certain feelings while watching the film, it doesn't obligate you to have those feelings.
You just like to laugh, no matter what it's about, right? It's like a perverted degenerate who just wants to indulge in perversion, no matter where, with whom, or how, but instead of perversion, it's laughter here.
It's inappropriate because it wasn't made for laughter. There are other emotions, other problems, and, honestly, I don't understand how you can't see that. And it's hard to explain. Okay, if you're watching, say, Lord of the Rings for the first time and you start with the goblin scenes (that's what the most uncultured people do, and they don't even watch the original, I know some), but then, when you've watched the normal version, you've become immersed in the film, you empathize with the characters, you rejoice with them, when you become part of this world, this atmosphere, then you just don't feel like laughing. And then some goblin comes along and shits on all your problems, your feelings, and the atmosphere. This doesn't just apply to goblins, but to all "jokes" about the film, whether they're demotivators, caricatures, anecdotes, or anything else. And I'm just using LotR as an example; I'm talking about all films.
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Stereotype. If the filmmakers wanted you to have certain feelings while watching the film, that doesn't obligate you to have them.
What are you getting at? We're not talking about the filmmakers right now, but about the violation of their creation.
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Goblin's funny translations are boring.
You probably don't even understand half of the humor in Goblin's translations due to a lack of erudition.
- REMEMBER, RIGHT? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS? - I ONLY READ "KASHTANKA," I SWEAR! *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S HILARIOUS!*
A funny translation turns a movie into a tedious, drawn-out mess, nonsense-nonsense-nonsense-JOKE, WE'RE LAUGHING-nonsense-nonsense-hrrr... "jokes" for about 7 minutes of the entire film, why watch the rest? I couldn't force myself to finish watching the second part of the first film in Goblin's translation because it was incredibly boring. And I love Lord of the Rings. I also couldn't finish watching the first Matrix in his translation, although it's done in a more atmospheric way and is interesting in its own way, but it's still garbage. But Goblin's nonsensical translations are cool, like "The Big Lebowski," I watched something else by him, but I don't remember what.
Tomorrow holds no promises Except the ones we've made
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Rogue Force/Rescue Squad. It's not great. However, you can spend time watching this movie, unlike Goblin's translation of The Lord of the Rings.
I watched Princess Mononoke. Although I've seen it before, it was a while ago, so I decided to watch it again because it's a good animated film. The curse is interesting; it increases strength when the character is angry. I also liked the lepers and the tree spirits; they're amusing.
Be strong. Believe
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Watched "My Neighbor Totoro". It's a funny cartoon.
Watched "The Mask" on TNT yesterday... It wasn't as interesting the second time around.
Пара банок пива, снаряд дешевого пойла Ракета прущего дыма и море свободы Серьезные помыслы, прущие скорости, мама с вопросами: - Куда ты дел совесть? Стань взрослым. Я в ответ молчал виновато - Посмотри на брата, разве трудно быть нормальным? Им не понять меня, не поменять меня Хотели поломать меня - им не поймать меня В чем моя вина? Думал бежать отсюда, хлопал дверями злобно - Обида-паскуда Мама била посуду и тихо плакала Молилась за меня Богу - свечи ставила
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I went to the cinema on Sunday to watch the movie X-Men: First Class. Nothing special, except for the unveiling of secrets, which tells us how and why everything happened.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт