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Looks like this is an old thread, but I'll add my own.
I studied in many schools, changed 7 schools during my school years; my father was in the military, which had all sorts of consequences. And in one school, I was in 5th grade and ended up in 9th grade. The class was close-knit; during my absence, it grew with family ties, i.e., some declared themselves a couple, and they had children, parents, grandparents, etc. I had to integrate into the group, so I declared myself an "uncle," and I was a kind uncle to everyone. Over time, the name "Sam" was added to "uncle." Uncle Sam, like in the USA, then the uncle died, and only Sam remained. And I registered with "Sam" on Ubi.com. He doesn't swear like we do; I was busy during English lessons, either smoking in the toilet or groping girls in the locker room, or doing something else. In short, they don't want to register "Sam" on Ubi. And I came up with a "cool" nickname, as I thought, "partizan"—but they still don't want to accept me as a partisan. I try this and that, but I don't give up (read my signature). And then, on TV, an old episode of "Mask Show" was playing, where a Georgian showed tricks to an Uzbek, and the Uzbek was amazed, saying, "Oh, shaitan!" And I repeated the "shaitan" trick on Ubi, and, miracle of miracles, it worked! And I left "Sam" in the password.