Dima Sarbash
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Sorry, the poem about the little boy told me: "No way!" and, waving goodbye, disappeared into the mess of my cousin's things. But I'll take a look. (I think I posted it somewhere before I registered here (I'll forget everything with these exams soon)).
A little boy was playing Heroes
He recently downloaded a new patch
He resurrected a couple of mages in battle –
And a vampire bit the whole squad.
The little boy was playing as Deleb
He often and powerfully fired with a ballista
But he still didn't defeat the wizard –
He received "Control Machines."
The little boy was playing as Elves
He ran around the map – looking for wood
There are a lot of dryads there, but there is no wood anywhere!
The ents feel that something bad is about to happen…
The little boy was playing as Synitar
He cast spells almost for free
But "Earth Shock" won't help him –
Elves and dragons came to visit.
The boy decided to play as Haven
He trained a lot of knights
But it's not possible to do that on a "hero"
If there are no three piles of ore on the map.
The boy decided to play as the Undead
He started resurrecting skeletons
He was absolutely sure of victory
But he forgot about the new Raise Dead spell…