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I know five Artifacts of Antiquity.
Gungnir Spear
Skidbladnir Ship
Draupnir Ring
Mjolnir Hammer
Mead of Poetry
I know five surrealist artists.
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
Frida is an artist, and they even made a movie about her. I can't remember her last name, though. So, I'll name Max Ernst and Paul Delvaux.
I know five laptop manufacturers.
Acer
Apple
Asus
HP
I know five raster image formats.
gif
tiff
bmp
psd (although I doubt it even counts as an image)
The next person knows the meaning of five terms.
The next one knows the meaning of five terms in Upyachka.
*Spits on his hands*
Okay, let's open the Russian-Lurkmor dictionary.
Well, this is a challenge; I've been browsing for 10 minutes already.
1) ONOTOLE — Anatoly Wasserman. He is considered a god of warriors in Upyachka and is highly revered.
2) UG — abbreviation for "unhappy crap." This is what Upyachka, i.e., the author of the article, is actually fighting against.
3) UPYACHKOMEN — the dancing little man on the main page.
4) STOPITSOT — a number, an expression of an incredibly large quantity of something.
5) KOTE — a cat with popcorn. A symbol of UPY4K, along with Onotole and Leonid.
Name five beautiful (in your opinion) actresses.

В тихой однообразной жизни всегда так бывает: каждый отдельный день бесконечно долог, но месяцы и годы мчатся с непостижимой быстротой.
I wanted to offer you some flowers, but a crown would suit a princess like you much better
Смысл жизни в том, что жизнь на тебе не заканчивается
1. The girl who played Misaki in Japan Sinks.
2. Eihi Shiina
3. Kou Shibasaki
4. Kim Ah-joong
5. Jung Ryeo-Won
I know five Asian R&B artists.
five Asian R&B guys

2. Slit-eyed
3. Slit-eyed
4. Slit-eyed
5. Slit-eyed
I know five ways to have fun!
- Play PvP
- Eat an ice cream
- Eat an ice cream and play PvP
- Eat another ice cream
- Eat an ice cream, play PvP, and eat another ice cream
I know 5 metal operas. Indeed.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
