The next one knows the meaning of five terms in Upyachka.
*Spits on his hands*
Okay, let's open the Russian-Lurkmor dictionary.
Well, this is a challenge; I've been browsing for 10 minutes already.
1) ONOTOLE — Anatoly Wasserman. He is considered a god of warriors in Upyachka and is highly revered.
2) UG — abbreviation for "unhappy crap." This is what Upyachka, i.e., the author of the article, is actually fighting against.
3) UPYACHKOMEN — the dancing little man on the main page.
4) STOPITSOT — a number, an expression of an incredibly large quantity of something.
5) KOTE — a cat with popcorn. A symbol of UPY4K, along with Onotole and Leonid.
Name five beautiful (in your opinion) actresses.

В тихой однообразной жизни всегда так бывает: каждый отдельный день бесконечно долог, но месяцы и годы мчатся с непостижимой быстротой.
I wanted to offer you some flowers, but a crown would suit a princess like you much better
Смысл жизни в том, что жизнь на тебе не заканчивается