Generally, it's hard to pick the funniest comedian among all of you. Some of you tell mean jokes, so I won't vote for Morny and Revanka. Others tell silly jokes, but I won't say who, they'll get offended. I don't want to upset anyone, but in my opinion,
Koteiko deserves this title the most, so I'm giving him my vote.
Arandor - 1 (Vistrite)
Morny - 5 (Revanka, Kosha, Medzh, Plesen, Magnus)
Koteiko - 6 (Arko, Morny, Vikhr, Zubrik, Azi, Neyra Drake)
Aziral - 2 (Koteika, Ment)
Vistrite - 1 (Yashcherka)
City comedian. Award ceremony.
-Hello, my dear friends, and here I am again! – Vasya rejoiced. – From now on, I'm allowed to host the show, with the condition that I don't do it with Ney. It's a shame, but there's nothing I can do about it…
-Yeah, it's really terrible… - Arandor was upset.
-Well, don't worry, you're the one to blame for starting to bother Neyra and making her refuse to work with you.
-That's not fair. х(
-Everything in this world is unfair…
-You're such a gloomy host, Vasya – a familiar female voice sounded from the hall. – Or are you saying that it's Arandor's fault?
-Calm down, Neyracha…
-Neyracha? I'll give you Neyracha!!!!
While Vasya and Neyra were arguing furiously, and Arandor was whining about how his mood had been ruined by a major disappointment, Tengayzer realized that he had to take matters into his own hands.
-What a bunch of losers? Fine, I'll personally honor the winner in the Funniest Comedian category.
-What about Arandor? – Vasya was surprised.
-He'll survive, he has his own problems right now.
-Go ahead – Vasya decided to leave the hall because he felt that the audience didn't need him without Neyra, but before he left, the guy still heard a familiar voice.
-What is this? You're going to scare all the viewers away with your gloom! You need to be more cheerful!
-While the hosts are causing a ruckus, and Ar is in a depression, I'll announce the winner: it's Koteiko! (Oh, damn! And I bet on Morny ). Congratulations, you're now the Funniest Cutie!
-Hooray =^_______________^=
-Damn, when will there be a category in which I'm supposed to win? – Volke was furious.
-I don't know, I don't care, ask the hosts. And I'm going to leave before they come after me.