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I don't see anything funny or amusing.
The guy got himself into a big mess.

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Сам ты фиш (с) :D
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I'm talking about the song, not the person. I didn't even read the thread. Things aren't that bad in the Airborne Forces. The problem is that serving doesn't bring much joy when you're past the right age.
Земля нуля.
Все в ней нулево и кукольно.
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but I stumbled upon this...
/topic/7406/
The clip shown by WisTrit made me smile.
Judging by the fact that WisTrit is green, he's a moderator. The video contains a lot of profanity. Vika was banned for funny pictures where there wasn't a single swear word (the one about the cat in sour cream – it’s not considered profanity).
No, I also like many songs by Leningrad (Rublya), GrOb, which use vulgar language, but I don't post them here.
Is everything allowed for moderators?
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//whispering//
Chaim, sell it urgently...

Well, you could even set the price at a billion. Who would buy it, though?
People bought it before the crisis, but I can't remember who actually profited from it.
Only if someone who was already involved in this field wanted to take control.

Who else should I talk to about this? Vase, Cobra... :smile14:
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I felt like playing on GameRanger... played one game normally, but in the second one, a guy from Russia joined — 1 minute. There was enough time with a lighter to move an army across 2 guards and split off ones (not always). Anyway, I got fed up and attacked a fort... opp Gunnar took all 4 slots upward, and like a fool, I waited for the walls to break... they were only breaking from below, and I was being shot. In short, I couldn't handle the Troll stack — 130 on the 2nd week, oh well... joined a passenger without reading what he wanted, then it turned out no rules but diplomacy ban and HL map... the guy took about 5-10 seconds per turn and sent messages like "hey man, I'm sleeping" during my turn. I managed to bail, but it seemed okay anyway, and the opponent didn't take much longer. I open the map reveal and click: this weirdo has a decent army, mowing down geese, heading for the Dragon Utopia and everything is upgraded ))) and then go-go into a sweet treasure zone and picks up loot via off-road))) I think to hell with such a circus, I'll say thanks and that's it, but he crashes after eating Land k. and lands near his former capital. I have no momentum at all, but as a final attempt I decided to try — 2dd out of TE habit — not happening, but advanced air — can try once more — and landed near the Castle... the guy didn't even wait for the attack and left the game... well — it's not certain I could reach him, so why bother???
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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it turned out to be no-rules, but Diplomacy and HL were banned on the map... the guy would take about 5-10 seconds per turn and send messages like "hey man, I'm sleeping" during my turn. I managed to bail, but it seems okay anyway, and the opponent doesn't take much longer. I open the map viewer and click:: the weirdo has a decent army, is mowing down geese, heading toward Dragon Utopia and everything is greased ))) and then go-go into a sweet treasure zone and picks up goodies via off-road))) I think this kind of circus is bullshit, ??
Romych, namesake, friend, please don't play with such pokemons, don't degrade)))
Ушел с героев, пока пряники)
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Romych, buddy, friend, please don't play with such "pokemon," don't degrade yourself)))
This is just a thorny path, but degradation is sweet.
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Romych, buddy, friend, please don't play with such "pokemon," don't degrade yourself)))

well, here it is)) they found something to criticize)) sometimes it's good to play a quick game if you don't have much time or just don't feel like playing a long one. and here everything happens in half an hour to an hour.

P.S. Yesterday, they called me a cheater))))

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Apparently, it's their norm - if someone feels offended, they just leave without further comment... good for them)) and they're satisfied with the ruins of the Reichstag))
Даже если вас съели - у вас два выхода:smile19:

Зима 2011-12.
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how to overcome tilt in Heroes of Might and Magic?

easy, yes!!!

a break from Heroes of Might and Magic begins.
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You find it funny.

When I was still studying at the institute and playing on my computer at night, around 1, 2, or 3 AM, I would press ESC and see the message "Do you really want to exit the game? Yes/No", and with pain and horror, I would press NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And I had to get up at 7... :D

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By the way, -1 for the message, it's hidden advertising for poker :D
Сейчас балуюсь этим https://vcmi.eu/download/
За то что нейтралы не бегают за единичкой, для меня это уже стоит того
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You find it funny.

Back when I was still in college, and I would stay up all night playing on the computer, around 1, 2, or 3 AM, I would press ESC and see the message "Do you really want to exit the game? Yes/No" and with pain and horror, I would press NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And I had to get up at 7... :D

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By the way, -1 for the message, hidden poker ad :D

Even if it's -20,000, I would have known what kind of day it would be.
Morning: screw poker, ONLY HMM:smile13:
Let's move on - I see four people on ICQ with whom I can happily play some tournaments.
- first fold
- second fold
- third fold... ahahahahahahaha
- I didn't even click on the fourth one :D because there was also an easy fold

Out of frustration, I'll go play some poker, I'm sitting there playing, not bothering anyone, and playing hyper-tight, then I get a message on ICQ, what else do you want?
- I need to think, so screw poker. And some fish kills me on the river with a higher full house than my full house that I had since the turn.
We played until 111!!! and stopped due to "force majeure" :D :smile33: :smile33: :smile33: :smile33: :smile33:

For now, HMM

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