Funny and amusing situations...

I felt like playing on GameRanger... played one game normally, but in the second one, a guy from Russia joined — 1 minute. There was enough time with a lighter to move an army across 2 guards and split off ones (not always). Anyway, I got fed up and attacked a fort... opp Gunnar took all 4 slots upward, and like a fool, I waited for the walls to break... they were only breaking from below, and I was being shot. In short, I couldn't handle the Troll stack — 130 on the 2nd week, oh well... joined a passenger without reading what he wanted, then it turned out no rules but diplomacy ban and HL map... the guy took about 5-10 seconds per turn and sent messages like "hey man, I'm sleeping" during my turn. I managed to bail, but it seemed okay anyway, and the opponent didn't take much longer. I open the map reveal and click: this weirdo has a decent army, mowing down geese, heading for the Dragon Utopia and everything is upgraded ))) and then go-go into a sweet treasure zone and picks up loot via off-road))) I think to hell with such a circus, I'll say thanks and that's it, but he crashes after eating Land k. and lands near his former capital. I have no momentum at all, but as a final attempt I decided to try — 2dd out of TE habit — not happening, but advanced air — can try once more — and landed near the Castle... the guy didn't even wait for the attack and left the game... well — it's not certain I could reach him, so why bother???