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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
17.9% 5 votes
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#32617
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Arandor
Alright, I fulfilled Happy's wish, and now I can go to sleep.
Just like fulfilling a marital obligation :D
Вот что плохо в питье водки с утра - трудно будет провести день разнообразно
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#32618
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lol)) maybe, but I meant something else. I showed you what you wanted to see.

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#32619
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Ah, yes, that photo of you in the bathroom was quite something :smile20:
The girls will be so jealous now :p
Вот что плохо в питье водки с утра - трудно будет провести день разнообразно
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#32620
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rather, in your heart :D

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and what exactly did you like?

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So, today I was running through a dark corridor, slashing gray trolls with my huge sword, haha. But actually, I was just on the bus, and there were all sorts of shady characters, petty criminals, and just plain jerks. So, I'm slashing left and right, blood is flying everywhere, and it's spraying off my sword ;D. I keep going, and I see this girl standing there, she's incredibly beautiful, like a dream come true, and I think I'm falling in love with her :-[. She could be my muse. So, I run up to her and, while still running, I say, "Hey, I'm Arandor, let's..." And then, out of nowhere, this guy shows up and says, "Hey, what's the rush? I'm getting off at the next stop too." It seems like the girl didn't hear me :'(. So, I tell the guy, "Look, I need to get through, can you let me pass?" And he's like, "There's a huge crowd here, I'm not letting anyone pass, we'll get off at the stop, what's the big deal?" So, I realize that it's now or never, and I say, "What, are you some kind of wimp? Just let me through!" And the guy was actually pretty good-looking ;DD, but the girl was even better, although I should have tried to befriend him too. So, he says, "You jerk!", and we start fighting. I'm a pacifist, I thought I could resolve this peacefully and quickly, I figured I'd just quickly incapacitate him and apologize later. I have things to do, you know. But he pulls out his own sword and starts swinging it like crazy. The girl is standing there, and we're fighting. Then, I see the conductor walking down the aisle, a big guy, like a turtle with +14 daggers, a full epic set, it's insane. He walks up to the girl, she's rummaging through her pockets, and it looks like she forgot her ticket. She gets off at the stop (((. What a bummer.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#32622
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Devil May Cry 3 turned out to be extremely boring.

Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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#32623
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Arandor
what exactly did you like?))
No need to know all this, others will want to as well :rolleyes:
I'm curious, in the end, did Vistrit prefer a guy or a girl... :confused:
Вот что плохо в питье водки с утра - трудно будет провести день разнообразно
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#32624
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A console-based, visually stunning slasher in all its glory – what else could you expect?
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#32625
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I'm curious, did Vistrit ultimately prefer a guy or a girl...
You didn't understand the point!
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#32626
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Oh, what interesting News!
I fulfilled Happy's wish, and now I can go to sleep.
Tsuk, today I was running through a dark corridor, slashing gray trolls with my huge sword, haha. So, I was riding the bus, and there were a lot of scammers, thugs, and just plain jerks. I started slashing these fools left and right, blood was flying everywhere, and sparks were flying from my sword ;D. Then I saw a girl standing there, she was very beautiful, like a dream, and I think I fell in love with her :-[. She could be my muse. So, I ran up to her and said, "Girl, I'm Arandor, let's..." And then, out of nowhere, some guy appeared and said, "What are you pushing for? I'm getting off at this stop too." The girl probably didn't hear me :'(. So, I said to the guy, "Dude, I need to get through, please let me pass," and he was like, "There's a huge crowd here, I'm not letting anyone pass, we'll get off at the stop, what's the rush?" I realized that it was now or never, so I said, "What, are you some kind of wimp? Let me through!" And the guy was actually pretty handsome ;DD, but the girl was still better, although I should have tried to befriend him too. So, he said, "You little jerk!" and we started fighting. I thought I was a pacifist, and I wanted to resolve this peacefully and quickly, I thought I'd quickly incapacitate him and then apologize. I have things to do, you know. But he pulled out his sword and started swinging it really fast. The girl was standing there, and we were fighting. Then I saw a conductor walking down the bus, a big turtle-like guy with daggers +14, it was a full epic set, it was crazy. He approached the girl, she was rummaging through her pockets, and she probably forgot her ticket. And she got off at the stop (((. What a bummer.
Devil May Cry 3 turned out to be extremely boring.
I need to write something similar:
I saw a pretty, unusual girl at the hospital today

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#32627
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Yeah, I don't know. All these Dark Messiah games are the same, meaning they're boring. And games similar to it are also not that great.
Although, not everyone played on a console as a kid, or maybe they didn't play at all. That's probably why they mostly enjoy this kind of game.

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#32628
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WisTrit
You didn't understand the point!
Are you the controller?
Вот что плохо в питье водки с утра - трудно будет провести день разнообразно
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#32629
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and I saw a girl yesterday! she was walking and smiling :)

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Why does everyone need to know about this? They'll want to know too.

hmm, okay. then you can tell me later in private.

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#32631
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So, I was walking around yesterday, smiling...