Sacred Haven of Debauchery

So, today I was running through a dark corridor, slashing gray trolls with my huge sword, haha. But actually, I was just on the bus, and there were all sorts of shady characters, petty criminals, and just plain jerks. So, I'm slashing left and right, blood is flying everywhere, and it's spraying off my sword ;D. I keep going, and I see this girl standing there, she's incredibly beautiful, like a dream come true, and I think I'm falling in love with her :-[. She could be my muse. So, I run up to her and, while still running, I say, "Hey, I'm Arandor, let's..." And then, out of nowhere, this guy shows up and says, "Hey, what's the rush? I'm getting off at the next stop too." It seems like the girl didn't hear me :'(. So, I tell the guy, "Look, I need to get through, can you let me pass?" And he's like, "There's a huge crowd here, I'm not letting anyone pass, we'll get off at the stop, what's the big deal?" So, I realize that it's now or never, and I say, "What, are you some kind of wimp? Just let me through!" And the guy was actually pretty good-looking ;DD, but the girl was even better, although I should have tried to befriend him too. So, he says, "You jerk!", and we start fighting. I'm a pacifist, I thought I could resolve this peacefully and quickly, I figured I'd just quickly incapacitate him and apologize later. I have things to do, you know. But he pulls out his own sword and starts swinging it like crazy. The girl is standing there, and we're fighting. Then, I see the conductor walking down the aisle, a big guy, like a turtle with +14 daggers, a full epic set, it's insane. He walks up to the girl, she's rummaging through her pockets, and it looks like she forgot her ticket. She gets off at the stop (((. What a bummer.