Sacred Haven of Debauchery

I fulfilled Happy's wish, and now I can go to sleep.

Tsuk, today I was running through a dark corridor, slashing gray trolls with my huge sword, haha. So, I was riding the bus, and there were a lot of scammers, thugs, and just plain jerks. I started slashing these fools left and right, blood was flying everywhere, and sparks were flying from my sword ;D. Then I saw a girl standing there, she was very beautiful, like a dream, and I think I fell in love with her :-[. She could be my muse. So, I ran up to her and said, "Girl, I'm Arandor, let's..." And then, out of nowhere, some guy appeared and said, "What are you pushing for? I'm getting off at this stop too." The girl probably didn't hear me :'(. So, I said to the guy, "Dude, I need to get through, please let me pass," and he was like, "There's a huge crowd here, I'm not letting anyone pass, we'll get off at the stop, what's the rush?" I realized that it was now or never, so I said, "What, are you some kind of wimp? Let me through!" And the guy was actually pretty handsome ;DD, but the girl was still better, although I should have tried to befriend him too. So, he said, "You little jerk!" and we started fighting. I thought I was a pacifist, and I wanted to resolve this peacefully and quickly, I thought I'd quickly incapacitate him and then apologize. I have things to do, you know. But he pulled out his sword and started swinging it really fast. The girl was standing there, and we were fighting. Then I saw a conductor walking down the bus, a big turtle-like guy with daggers +14, it was a full epic set, it was crazy. He approached the girl, she was rummaging through her pockets, and she probably forgot her ticket. And she got off at the stop (((. What a bummer.

Devil May Cry 3 turned out to be extremely boring.