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He's a complete idiot. That's what we call her.

Ar, you are wrong because:
http://www.byond.com/games/Exadv1/SpaceStation13

And BYOND is a platform for creating games -_-

Oh, that Ar. A typical paladin – he does nonsense and doesn't know what he's talking about, but firmly believes that he's doing and saying the right thing.

Did you download Worms? Or did you forget about it?

Hey, Ar, be honest, did you also eat "mushrooms from the lab" in real life before writing this post? O_o

I don't know why he didn't post this in "dreams."

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We had a case recently. Well, how recent? Three weeks ago, if not more. It was at the Okhotny Ryad metro station. I was walking down the street, and suddenly! I look, and there's Mikhalkov. And with him, a slave with a camera, they were huddled against the wall of a building from the Catherine era, filming something. Either the slave was filming Mikhalkov, or they were filming people, or the traffic. There was a stall with pies nearby and the metro was close.
And I said: "Hey, Mikhalkov! What, you little Jew, are you going to release another low-budget piece of crap on the screens again?".
Just kidding, it wasn't me who said that, but someone passing by. But he said it quietly, so Mikhalkov either didn't hear it or didn't pay attention. And I calmly finished my beer and walked on. There were three of us riding in the Novokosino train.
That's the story.

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This is not a copypasta, just so you know.

A substantial post, indeed...

Ugh, what a fun day I had today! :)\ \ It all started when I, lol, came to the optional algebra class, from which I was supposed to leave halfway through to go to the biology Olympiad (I still have to take the exam, after all). But, together with 7 classmates, I got a big surprise and heard the phrase: "We're postponing the biology to tomorrow, and now we have geography."\ This upset all of us, and meanwhile, while we were waiting for the teacher, a classmate (an athlete, a buff guy, and just an unreal idiot :O) approached me, offered 100 rubles, and started begging me to do all the algebra assignments for him that the tutor had given him for tomorrow (on two topics: square roots and logarithms, for reference, these are some of my favorite topics). Well, after a lot of begging, I finally agreed (100 rubles just for me to solve the problems however I want!!). Although, it bothered me that a person who is preparing for exams, has a tutor, and pays him, should be gaining knowledge, but instead, he pays extra money (to classmates, who are making a good profit from this!) to have his homework, which was assigned for a week, solved for him in one day! Does he even have any logic? :smile04\ Anyway, he asked me to go home with him to get the books where the problems are written.\ But, let's get back to the Olympiad. All of us girls decided that it would be awkward to go back to algebra, and even more so to go to the second lesson. Therefore, hoping for a small test, we all headed to the chemistry classroom, where the Olympiad was held (for reference, that "genius" went to the classroom to sit out the rest of the lesson with the class teacher), and besides, usually, after writing the Olympiad, the participants are allowed to go home, and on Mondays, there are terrible lessons. Oh, how we regretted it! There was no test! There were four questions without a single answer choice!\ But, the internet captain came and saved us, and in the end, we all answered three questions out of four, and some even did the fourth question! But, I didn't have time to copy the answer to it, as well as some others, because this Olympiad, for some reason, lasted 1.5 hours, instead of the usual 1 hour :(\ But, even in this situation, we were still going to skip! But then, the nasty old hag - the deputy director - came and yelled at us =\. And told us to go to all the lessons. This crazy woman even tried to convince us that the teachers don't let students go home after the Olympiad (I wonder, then why did she even let us go after Russian and Literature? :O).\ In the end, half of the participants still skipped home, and I, and a few others, went to physics. But, I was glad! We had our first lab! :O And, most importantly, it wasn't difficult! And I even copied everything! ^____^. Besides, I had to go back because of that dumb lazy athlete... ~_~.\ But, even though I was going to do it during physics, I still had to leave school! No, not because I was lazy and it annoyed me, but because someone needs a medical card to go to the ophthalmologist for eye drops on Wednesday, and my clinic is only open from 11 am to 2 pm on Mondays. So, after asking for permission only from the informatics teacher, hoping that I would be able to make it to Physical Education and Literature, I went home for my passport and other things.\ When I got home, I quickly changed into more comfortable clothes (I had been wearing that hateful suit), changed my bag to a backpack, replaced its contents, and, ready to run to the clinic, I heard the phrase: "Sveta, wait for your dad, he's going to the garage anyway! He'll give you a ride." - I was going to refuse at first, but, calculating that the time would be spent approximately the same, I agreed to go with my dad.\ On the way to the clinic, I suddenly remembered that the queue for the local doctor could be very long. I was so annoyed that I was right... -_-.\ So, arriving there at 11:45, I left at 1:00 pm, just when the fifth lesson (Physical Education) ends and Literature begins. It was a big disappointment. But, I got to talk to my former friend, her clinic turned out to be in the next room, and she had to take her two sick younger sisters there. I realized that she was still a rare bitch and a real idiot.\ Then, when I came home, I decided to call my best friend, with the aim of getting her to go for a walk, because we haven't seen each other in a long time! But, it was a big disappointment, because she also needed to go to that damned clinic for a certificate, and to the same room, but to a different doctor! (he works either before or immediately after mine)\ When I told her that I also need to go for eye drops on Wednesday (and it will be difficult to go home in that state, because the road there is very dangerous!), she immediately offered to go with her today, so that she could help me on Wednesday (I bet she would have offered it even without that!)! So, we agreed that I would come to her after lunch.\ In general, all this time, I felt a little ashamed of that stupid buff guy, because I didn't find him during the break, even though he was going to go home with me after physics (he's to blame, he's an idiot). I was already going to return the money to him!) But then, I got a call on the home phone! My mom ran to me and gave me the phone, whispering: "Some boy..." Well, I didn't hesitate and immediately understood who that "boy" was.\ Anyway, he asked me to come to his house (fortunately, his house is next to mine) and pick up the assignments. So, I couldn't "get out of it" and came to get the problems.\ I was pleasantly surprised when I saw them! I didn't expect it to be so easy! (the only bad thing is that there were a lot of them...)\ So, while going to my friend's house to get a certificate, I went to her house, and we started solving these problems together (she suggested it herself!). We did it quickly (she did only three logarithmic problems out of four, but that's because she kept running to the kitchen to help with cooking, which she was so avoiding! Well, and I solved one logarithmic problem and all the square root problems, and there were 15 of these problems!).\ I also re-solved those logarithms that my friend did, to check my knowledge!) And I still realized that I'm not that stupid! :)\ In general, it was a great day) I managed to do so much in one day, and I only recently turned on the computer! :)\ Damn, I wish it would happen more often!) Only with a salary... :rolleyes:

Pasta ?

and why did I even read this?

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PS, and I was the one who put eye drops in my own eyes.

Um... a substantive, yet still off-topic post, if such a thing is possible O_o

Um... a meaningful flood post, if such a thing is possible O_o

Exactly!) Everything is possible with me :smile04:

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PS, and I was the one who put the drops in my own eyes.

They will examine me half an hour after I put the drops in.

They'll be examining me just half an hour after I'm buried.

They'll bury you, dig you up, and examine you? XD

Exactly!) Anything is possible with me.

Really? )

Will they bury, dig up, and inspect it? XD

Will they have enough time for that? :O

Really? )

That's me :D

I just took a peek...
He asked to solve some problems and offered 100 rubles for it??? And these were really just problems?? I would have taken that as a double insult! :smile52: :smile52: :smile52:
But never mind, at least now I can rest easy about our youth :D

I peeked in...
He asked to solve some problems and even offered 100 rubles for it??? And these were really just problems?? I would have taken that as a double insult!
But never mind, at least now I'm not worried about our youth.

Well, he's an idiot. Everyone is rejecting him) and the girl who usually agrees to help is on sick leave :D. And I don't care, I copied a bunch of good formulas from his book, which will definitely come in handy for me ^_^.