Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Hey, Ar, be honest, did you also eat "mushrooms from the lab" in real life before writing this post? O_o

I don't know why he didn't post this in "dreams."

Added 4 hours 58 minutes later
We had a case recently. Well, how recent? Three weeks ago, if not more. It was at the Okhotny Ryad metro station. I was walking down the street, and suddenly! I look, and there's Mikhalkov. And with him, a slave with a camera, they were huddled against the wall of a building from the Catherine era, filming something. Either the slave was filming Mikhalkov, or they were filming people, or the traffic. There was a stall with pies nearby and the metro was close.
And I said: "Hey, Mikhalkov! What, you little Jew, are you going to release another low-budget piece of crap on the screens again?".
Just kidding, it wasn't me who said that, but someone passing by. But he said it quietly, so Mikhalkov either didn't hear it or didn't pay attention. And I calmly finished my beer and walked on. There were three of us riding in the Novokosino train.
That's the story.

Added 10 minutes later
This is not a copypasta, just so you know.