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I propose a quick, friendly game
with the following rules:

1. Fair play
2. 1 minute per turn
3. Battles with monsters are auto-battles
4. Normal battles between players
5. Start the game with 200% resources
6. Choose any Castle and any Hero (except for the starting Diplomacy hero)
7. If you can't leave the Castle on the first turn, restart the game.
That's it, everything else is fine.

Everyone has their own understanding of what makes a game enjoyable :)
You can't blame him for that.

Once, on a forum, someone suggested playing with these rules:
...

So I wrote that it was nonsense and proposed the rules for a season game, and in response, I received the following:

"The only thing stopping me from tearing you into small pieces is that you'll be playing by your own rules for a long time. I'm afraid I'll fall asleep or go blind from the sheer number of stupid horses running around, collecting wood, coal, and all the other crap... cool players who know how to play "REAL" Heroes.
Thank you for such a pleasant gaming experience. Take your turn, and then play by your own rules. And don't tell me to play with bots. Anyone who understands the game and knows what to do and who's who will only need a minute. It's faster when you know what you're doing... and there's only one answer to that. Knowing what you're doing is much faster than not knowing." :)